The $5.1-$5.5 zone, a sanctuary of demand, has been retested with the fervor of a bureaucrat chasing a lost document. Fear not, for the price dropping further is as probable as a nose vanishing from a face-utterly preposterous! 🤡
Bitcoin has slipped below its favorite support line, the MVRV Mean band, suggesting the next stop might be a charming little town called $75,700. Yay, more fun for the bears! 🐻📉
Prices wobble like a drunken sailor, sentiment’s gloomier than a rainy Monday – but some clever on-chain analysts think this bleakness is actually a sign that, yes, we might be edging closer to a comeback. Or at least, that’s what they’d like us to believe over that third coffee.
К noon, по мнению знатоков, bitcoin поднялся до 93 500 долларов, скалываясь в ночь ниже 90 тысяч. А рост – скромная, но все-таки – 1% за сутки. В то время как другие валюты вроде ether, solana (XRP), BNB и doge делают по 2.5-4% количества веселья, словно попали на карнавал. 🎡✨
Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin introduced Kohaku, a privacy framework so open-source it’s practically a public service announcement. Built by developers with the Ethereum Foundation’s support, it’s here to let users protect their info like it’s the last crumpet at a tea party. 🍞
Meanwhile, BitMine’s Tom Lee is ready to throw all of his bets on the table: if Bitcoin manages to hit a new all-time high this year, he’ll officially declare that the whole four-year cycle thing is just a myth. Seriously, Tom? We’ve been hearing about the cycle for how long?
Behold, the 3.56M ETH position of Bitmine-a gilded net, poised to catch the rebound, yet if ETH descends further, it shall bear the weight of its own ambition. A tale as old as time: the investor’s gamble, the market’s cruel jest. 🧠💸
Glassnode has chimed in with some delightful news: a staggering 41.5% of XRP’s supply-around 27 billion tokens-are in the red. It’s the lowest profitability level since November 2024 when XRP was languishing around the quaint price of $0.53. Not a pretty sight for those who bought in at much higher levels, huh? 💸
Behold, the estate trustee of the fallen titan has unleashed a torrent of $1 billion in BTC, a flood that could drown the market in despair. The question lingers like a hangover: Will Bitcoin, already limping through its own history, stumble further into the abyss? 🧨
Amidst this crypto winter, two enigmatic entities-“Libra Deployer” (Defcy) and “Libra Wallet” (61yKS)-have embarked on a digital alchemy, transmuting $4 million from the dying embers of Libra into Solana’s volatile embrace. With wallets brimming with $57 million in USDC, these spectral actors have seized the market’s momentary hiccup to snap up $61.5 million worth of SOL at $135, as if purchasing confetti for a funeral. One might wonder: is this a redemption arc or merely a pirouette in the chaos? Only time, that relentless jester, will tell.
