Dear Reader, let us speak of Grayscale, that illustrious digital asset manager now overseeing nigh on $35 billion. With a flourish worthy of Lady Catherine de Bourgh, they have filed for new ETFs tied to Binance Coin (BNB) and Hyperliquid’s HYPE token. One might suppose the Delaware Trust Company, that most solemn of institutions, has been conscripted to lend an air of respectability to these proceedings.
So, South Korea just pulled a plot twist on the crypto world. Their Supreme Court ruled that Bitcoin on exchanges can be seized during criminal investigations. Yes, your digital stash is now fair game for the authorities. 🕵️♀️🔍
The development is quite significant for the company’s global expansion efforts, given that the UK is one of the world’s leading economies. A fact as thrilling as a well-timed tax audit. 🧾
The roadmap, penned with an air of importance, includes the much-feted spot Bitcoin ETFs and their digital brethren. A triumph, indeed, for the crypto sphere, which has long been regarded with the same suspicion as a debutante with a questionable past. 💎
In these frosty crypto climes, Solana struts its stuff with the poise of a peacock in a blizzard. Its on-chain liquidity? A lead role in this grand opera of blockchain. Solana Daily’s latest missive reveals that the network’s liquidity leadership is growing like, well, a garden in spring. DEX activity, one might say, is as resilient as a particularly stubborn hat in a storm.
Ripple Markets UK Ltd. now proudly wears the FCA’s stamp of “We’re watching you” under the UK’s anti-money laundering rulebook. Congratulations! It’s like getting a participation trophy for not laundering drug money. 🎉
In a missive on X, NoLimit, with the zeal of a detective unraveling a cryptic crossword, spotlighted a U.S. space and defense research paper. This tome, he claims, draws a distinction so fine it could slice through the fog of blockchain and distributed ledger technology (DLT) discourse. Blockchain, it seems, is but a mere footnote in the grand symphony of DLT-a broader category that governments, in their infinite wisdom, purportedly hold dear. 🏛️📜
The plan encompasses stablecoin legislation, spot ETF approvals, and blockchain-based government payments, marking the country’s most ambitious crypto policy overhaul since the Terra-Luna collapse in 2022. 🧨
Prepare yourself, dear reader, for the US Dollar (USD) to dance a wild jig of volatility. Why? Because this report might just tell us whether the Fed will play Santa or Grinch with interest rates in the new year. 🎭
Why does the brave Vitalik back a somewhat embattled Storm as he awaits sentencing for an alleged “unlicensed money transmitting business”? He sees these privacy tools as shields, not weapons! 🛡️ His take is that developers must not suffer for the questionable uses others might find.
