Solana, the plucky little devil, started its ascent after finding support near the $185 zone, much like its chums Bitcoin and Ethereum. It climbed above the $192 level, entering a short-term positive zone with the gusto of a chap who’s just spotted the bar is open. 🍸
The theory fueling these astronomic numbers? That XRP could become the global payments standard, effectively replacing the current banking settlement systems. Supporters argue that if this happens, XRP’s value could rise “beyond all limits.” Because why settle for the moon when you can aim for the entire galaxy? 🌌
March, that glorious month, still holds the crown for the highest funding at $69 million, but alas, after the dismal months of April, May, and June-where funds seemed to vanish like a magician’s rabbit-capital is now flowing once more. “Primarily to projects with proven teams, strong IP, or infrastructure supporting multiple games,” quoth the wise analyst Sara Gherghelas in her latest scroll of wisdom. 🧙♂️
I squint at the screen: ticker tape drips like melting icicles. “See?” the cameras howl in that sterile newsroom tone, “$123,700, correction, then another stab upward!” Traders bite nails shorter than Julian calendars, while macro jester-gods wager on Federal Reserve mercy like children carving promises on birch bark. The whole zoo reeks of expensive aftershave and microwaved hope.
Bitcoin’s descent to just under $118,000, source: Bitcoin Liquid Index
It’s going to be a heavy-waisted waltz, Armstrong assures us, with big corporations leading the dance to the cryptocurrency ball by raising capital on the blockchain first. After some time, the smaller outfits tap their feet and join in, perhaps eventually sneaking even real estate, securities, and debt onto public ledgers. Imagine: your mortgage could have an adventurous checkered blockchain background.
The timing couldn’t be more perfect-Bitpanda is making its UK debut, offering over 600 digital assets like Bitcoin, Ethereum, and other fancy coins that make your grandma’s piggy bank look prehistoric. 🐷💰
Meet Proto Rig. It’s basically the IKEA of Bitcoin mining. Just stack your hashboards like you would shelves, then swap boards when the urge hits. Who would’ve thought? Instead of the usual mine-to-dump cycle-usually happening faster than my last relationship-it’s all about last-in-stay waves. With this modular madness, your miners could outlast my patience for resolving TV licensing issues-10-plus years!
In a recent post on X (formerly known as Twitter, because rebranding is what we do now), Bessent revealed that the U.S. will be building this shiny new SBR from the $15 billion to $20 billion worth of Bitcoin that the federal government has, you know, just lying around. Because who doesn’t have a few billion in crypto tucked away in their couch cushions? 🛋️
A wise trader known only as @Learnernoearner (a name that sounds like it belongs to someone who accidentally enrolled in wizard school) has pointed out a pesky trendline near $1.275. This line has been smacking down upward moves like an overzealous bouncer at a nightclub. Breaking through this resistance would be akin to finally convincing your boss to give you a raise-it’s not impossible, but it requires conviction, charm, and possibly bribery. Success here could spark a rally to $2.10, while failure means Worldcoin might stay stuck in its current range-bound purgatory, bouncing between $1.08 and $1.275 like a ping-pong ball in a thunderstorm. ⚡️
