Pepe’s Site Gets a ‘Surprise’ Visit from Inferno Drainers 🔥💸

The official Pepe website suffered a disruptive breach on December 4, as attackers injected Inferno Drainer code into its front end. Users were then joyfully redirected to malicious pages-because who doesn’t want their crypto wallet drained while screaming into the void? 🎉🔥 Blockaid, ever the party pooper, issued an alert urging everyone to avoid the platform immediately.

Justin Sun Celebrates as Tron Smashes 350 Million Account Milestone

The milestone is, by all accounts, rather significant (if you’re into that whole “growing adoption” thing). Indeed, since the birth of Tron in 2017, over 350 million addresses have been conjured into existence, as though the blockchain had suddenly become a fashionable accessory. But wait-there’s more! In just the past 24 hours alone, the network added a staggering 261,000 new registrations. That’s not merely growth, that’s a growth spurt on the blockchain equivalent of a teenager’s shoes size. 👠

XRP’s Desperate Dance Around Support: A Tale of Crypto Resilience 🤯🔥

XRP, that sly fox, now refuses to descend further, its resolve as unyielding as a Russian winter. Crypto analyst Henry, that modern-day prophet, hath declared on X that the token’s whispers are loud enough to shake the heavens, rising boldly from its trendline support after days of bleeding like a wounded beast. This level, tested and scorned with precision, now feels different-cleaner, calmer, as if the price itself hath donned a new coat of paint. Whether it breaks free or not, the stage is set for a grand spectacle.

Citadel’s Wild Plea That Sent DeFi Spinning on Its Head

According to Citadel, DeFi platforms-and even the clever little goblins who code smart contracts or build wallets-are actually behaving like “exchanges” or “broker-dealers.” Naturally, Citadel thinks they should all march in step with the same securities laws that rule traditional markets. No exceptions. No elbow room. No fun. 😏

The Grand Euro Stablecoin Circus: Banks, Burgers, and Digital Gold!

PayPal stablecoin growth chart

It all began last September, when nine venerable European banks, dressed in their most serious faces, declared their noble quest: to craft and launch a stablecoin anchored firmly to the Euro-because obviously, USD is so last century. This digital asset will attempt to wrestle the dominance of the US dollar’s titanic grip-those USDT and USDC monsters that gobble up nearly 85% of the market pie, leaving crumbs for the rest of us mere mortals. 🍰