Crypto’s Gold Rush & Legal Limbo: Hougan’s Hilarious Take

In his memo, cleverly titled “Gold Rising, Clarity in Suspense” (because who doesn’t love a good cliffhanger?), Hougan paints a picture of the world that’s basically a financial soap opera. Gold’s at $5,000 an ounce? Great, now my grandma’s jewelry is worth more than my 401(k). Thanks, inflation.



