Crypto news

Reece Merrick, the brave captain of APAC, posted on the social circus known as X (formerly Twitter, but who’s counting?), a prophecy so bullish it makes the most seasoned astrologer look like an amateur. Apparently, institutional adoption of crypto is buzzing louder than a hive of angry bees, fueled by clear-cut rules-yes, the very same rules that once kept the industry in the shadows, now shining bright like a neon sign in Vegas.

Behold, the past week has seen a meager 2% ascent, a flicker of light in the shadow of uncertainty. Yet the charts, those sly scribes of the market, whisper of a larger movement, a crescendo yet to be heard. One might say the bears and bulls are engaged in a game of chess, with each move a calculated gamble on the future.

Trump Media and Technology Group Corp. (TMTG), the operator of Truth Social and Truth+, disclosed that it intends to issue one digital token per whole share of DJT to eligible shareholders, pending further details expected in the coming months. Because nothing says “trust me” like a vague timeline and a blockchain that’s supposedly fast. 🚀

The Senate Banking Committee, a chamber of whispers and grand gestures, shall convene for this momentous occasion, marking the first step in a dance that has been rehearsed behind closed doors for months. Will they waltz or stumble? Only the shadows know. 🕴️🎭

With 50,000+ users and cross-chain payments smoother than a politician’s promises, CEO Vijit Katta (a man who speaks in spreadsheets and dreams in code) claims Tria is “reshaping digital asset banking.” Or, as the rest of us might call it, “trying to turn blockchain into something people can actually use without crying.”

What does this chaos portend? A bullish ascent or a trap set in the shadows? Let us peer into the abyss of data and maybe find some humor along the way.

According to CoinMarketCap (the oracle of crypto despair), Midnight’s Relative Strength Index (RSI) hit a whopping 67. That’s right, folks-overbought like a Black Friday shopping spree! 🛍️ Traders saw that 18% weekly gain and thought, “Time to cash out before this turns into a pumpkin!” 🎃 And boy, did they-price got rejected harder than a bad pickup line at $0.09.

2025. A year that will be remembered, if only by those unfortunate enough to have invested in this… phenomenon. Prices soared, governments momentarily forgot their disdain for anything they couldn’t control, and fortunes were made and, of course, lost. Oh, so many lost. 😇

Top traded token: $XRP

“XRP, the valiant hero, stood as the champion trader on our beloved Uphold platform this illustrious year of 2025, supported by a legion of fans more dedicated than any gathered sightseeing near the Statue of Liberty. Hats off, dear XRP community, for ye are the heart of blockchain’s roundest table!”
– Uphold (@UpholdInc) December 30, 2025

What’s the hullabaloo, you ask?