UNI Surges 14.5%: Bulls Wink at Resistance 🚀

Rising Open Interest, short liquidations, and higher exchange reserves-oh, what a charming trio! It suggests strong momentum, though with a touch of “mild caution,” as if the market is sipping champagne while eyeing the cliff’s edge. 🥂

Exodus Snatches Grateful: Latin America’s Crypto Waltz Begins! 💃🕺

Ah, the theater of finance! Exodus Movement (EXOD), a publicly-traded crypto wallet firm with ambitions as vast as the Russian steppe, announced on Monday its acquisition of Grateful, a startup from the quaint lands of Uruguay. Their mission? To weave the threads of stablecoin payments into the vibrant tapestry of Latin American commerce. 🧵🎨

ETH’s Wild Ride: $6T in Volumes! 🚀💰

CryptoQuant, that paragon of financial insight, informs us that ETH trading volumes on centralized exchanges-particularly the illustrious Binance-have never been so exorbitant. One might liken it to a ballroom where every guest is dancing with a different partner, yet all are in agreement on the folly of it all.

Coinbase Breaks the Crypto Ice: Token Sales Are Back, Baby! 🤑

In a statement that dropped on Nov. 10 (because nothing says “crypto” like a Friday news dump), Coinbase announced their shiny new token sales platform. The first sale? Monad, a layer-1 blockchain that’s probably cooler than your ex. 🌉💨 The sale runs Nov. 17-22, and yes, you’ll want to mark your calendar. 📆