“Coinbase CEO’s Grand Plan: Solana Joins Elite Crypto Club” 🚀

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In a rather surprising turn of events, the magnanimous CEO of Coinbase, Mr. Brian Armstrong, has deigned to extend the hand of “tier 1 support” to the humble Solana. 🙌 This grand gesture comes on the heels of certain *ahem* “transactional mishaps” that have lately plagued the crypto trading platform. Mr. Armstrong has assured the public that the issue has been summarily rectified and that measures are in place to prevent such a fiasco from occurring again. 🛡️

One cannot help but note the irony in the fact that Coinbase, in its benevolence, now deems Solana worthy of the same level of support as the venerable Bitcoin and Ether. A most curious development indeed! 🎩

Coinbase CEO Reveals Tier 1 Support Underway >

In a most informative X post, the good Mr. Armstrong has expressed his intention to elevate Solana to the ranks of the elite, with promises of “native support for common use cases like DEX/memecoin trading.” 🐐 One cannot help but wonder if this is not a thinly veiled admission of the platform’s current inability to handle the deluge of activity. Nevertheless, a rosy future seems to be painted for the users. 🌸

SOL Transaction Glitch Fixed: Coinbase CEO >

In the midst of the turmoil, the ever-vigilant Mr. Armstrong has declared the “Solana backlog” to be under control, and that transactions should now flow as smoothly as the waters of the Thames. 🌊 This declaration comes hot on the heels of a rather embarrassing halt in SOL withdrawals, which saw Coinbase and Binance in a most unflattering light. 🕯️

As the dust settles, some traders are left counting their losses, while others eagerly await the opportunity to withdraw their funds, now that the glitch has been addressed. 🎉

SOL Price Surges Over 7% >

In the most delightful of news, the SOL price has experienced a rather robust surge of nearly 7.5% in a single day, now perched comfortably at $257.48. 🚀 Such a rise is nothing short of meteoric, and one cannot help but attribute it to the timely intervention of Mr. Armstrong and his band of merry men. 🎖️

It is also worth noting that the Solana network has seen a surge in activity, no doubt due to the launch of the most peculiar meme coins, TRUMP and MELANIA. 🐘🐎 This, perhaps, is the reason behind the surge in withdrawal volumes on Coinbase. As the SOL price continues its upward trajectory, market watchers look on with interest, predicting a most prosperous future for the token. 🌟

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2025-01-22 15:28