From the cold, vast tundra of global media, a new sentinel patrols our borders: Brian McGleenon, anointed as Global Head of News. We remember this day—though perhaps not as fondly as a day with bread on the table—when the ceaseless production quota of “timely, accurate, and unbiased” reporting was once again raised to heroic heights (without extra rations). Move over, Pravda; the blockchain is here, and it tracks everything—except your lost hopes.
Comrades, Brian is no stranger to the factory floor of financial despair. His journey winds through dimly lit corridors of Yahoo Finance, the bureaucratic trenches of The Block, whispers in the gulag that is Decrypt, the echo chamber of The Independent, and even the samurai-flavored smoke break at Fuji Television. All this, capped nicely by The Daily Express, probably over tea so bitter it could power a Soviet locomotive. 🚂
This is a man forged not just by deadlines, but by facing grandees including Philip Hammond (who may still be calculating the Soviet deficit), Belgian digital minister Mathieu Michel (who knows a digital rouble from a cryptic stare), ex-Reagan economic advisor Steve Hanke (missed the revolution), “Real Wolf of Wall Street” Jordan Belfort (who never queued for bread), and economic sage Richard D. Wolff (who’d survive even if the market was rationed).
Brian has long stood at the border of regulation and freedom, chronicling crypto, DeFi, and emerging tech—long enough to learn not everyone makes it through winter unscathed. Now, he marches with BeInCrypto, commanding the watchtower of our newsroom. His reward? Slightly fewer potatoes and a whole lot more volatility.
“I’m thrilled to join BeInCrypto at such a pivotal time for the Web3 ecosystem. My goal is to build on BeInCrypto’s strong foundation of multilingual reporting and deliver deeper, high-impact stories that reflect the complexity, urgency, and opportunity of this fast-moving space,” proclaimed Brian McGleenon, eyes alert for incoming memes.
From his perch as Global Head of News, Brian oversees a cadre of scribes and chroniclers—more than 150 scattered across 50+ countries. That’s more journalists than there were potatoes in my village last year (true story). His latest five-year plan? Build editorial strategy, lead mighty investigations, and run stories longer than a Siberian night.
“Brian’s editorial leadership and industry insight will be instrumental in shaping the next phase of BeInCrypto’s growth,” stated Alena Afanaseva, our own party secretary (also the CEO and Founder). “As the crypto landscape becomes more complex, our readers need clarity, context, and integrity, values that Brian deeply shares.” Fortunately, these are still tax free.
Comrade McGleenon shall also travel the world, attending summits, moderating debates about which ICO tastes best with borscht, and interviewing those who control both markets and their own vodka supply.
When next you read our dispatches, know that Brian’s signature may lurk there, like a morale officer behind the barracks. His presence? Unmistakable. His humor? Dryer than the bread ration. His commitment? As enduring as a line at the state bakery.
Feel free to stare at Brian’s latest articles. If you find hope, or at least a good joke, let us know—hope is almost as scarce as cryptos in 1983.
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