Crypto 4-Yr Cycle: Toast? 😬

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So, this Nailwal guy, right? He explained – like we couldn’t figure it out ourselves – that crypto is, like, “maturing.” Maturing! As if it’s some kinda cheese. And now that institutions are involved, it’s all different. Oh, really? Because last time I checked, everything’s still a mess. A total, utter mess. High interest rates, low liquidity…it’s a disaster! 😩

And he’s saying those 90% crashes might not happen anymore? Please! As if crypto can suddenly behave. Maybe 30-40% corrections. Maybe? Sounds like someone’s hedging their bets. “Professional and stable,” he says. Yeah, right. Like Bitcoin halving isn’t still gonna throw everything into a frenzy. Idiotic! 🙄

Oh, and Trump! Don’t even get me started on Trump. Now he’s got a Bitcoin strategic reserve? Like it’s some kinda national security issue? It “legitimized” crypto, he says. More like complicated things. More like a friggin’ nightmare!

And these ETFs! The absolute worst. Now you don’t even OWN the crypto? What’s the point? It’s like buying a painting, but you only get a photo of it. They’re messing with the natural order, I tell you. The natural order! Disrupting the cycles? I’m already disrupted enough! 😡

Geopolitical uncertainty…inflation…yadda yadda yadda. It all comes down to people panicking. Running to cash. Cowards! Nobody wants to take a risk anymore. What is this, amateur hour? Give me the volatility! Give me the chaos! But, you know, maybe a little less chaos would be nice. I don’t know. I’m conflicted! 😫

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2025-03-29 16:21