The week of August 17-23, 2025, witnessed a modest $63.77 million in crypto funding across 13 projects, with DigiFTโs $11 million strategic round leading the charge, as if one were to lead a parade of financial whimsy. ๐ง
TECH, and Legion-projects so obscure, theyโd make a librarian weep. ๐
Multi-chain and cross-ecosystem projects dominated this weekโs funding as per Crypto Fundraising data, a testament to the industryโs unending quest for complexity. ๐
Hereโs a detailed overview of this weekโs crypto funding activity, where dreams of wealth are as fleeting as a cryptocurrencyโs value: ๐งจ
DigiFT
- DigiFT raised $11 million in a Strategic round-perhaps a strategic move to outshine its competitors, who are presumably busy counting their losses. ๐จ
- Investors include SBI Holdings, Mirana Ventures, and Offchain Labs-three entities so wealthy, they could fund a moon colony. ๐
- DigiFT has raised a total of $21.5 million-enough to buy a small island, if only the island were willing to accept crypto. ๐๏ธ
- The project is a regulated DeFi exchange-regulated, of course, by the same rules that govern a toddlerโs bedtime. ๐๏ธ
๐จ ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ถ๐๐ง ๐๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ถ๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น๐ฒ ๐๐ป๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น-๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ ๐๐ป๐ณ๐ฟ๐ฎ-led by ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐น๐ฑ๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐, Japan’s largest financial group!
This round-alongside @mirana, @OffchainLabs, @0xPolygon, Yunqi Partners, and techโฆ
– DigiFT (@DigiFTTech) August 21, 2025
Irys
- Irys secured $10 million in a Series A round-proof that even datachains need a little cash to keep ticking. โฑ๏ธ
- The investment was backed by CoinFund, Hypersphere, and Tykhe Ventures-three names so vague, they might as well be code for โI have no idea.โ ๐คทโโ๏ธ
- The datachain platform raised a total of $18.7 million-enough to build a spaceship, if only it were less… data-heavy. ๐
Block Earner
- Raised $8 million in a Series A round-$8 million, a sum so paltry, itโs practically a joke. ๐
- Fully diluted valuation of $75 million-because nothing says โtrust meโ like a number so high, itโs a mathematical impossibility. ๐งฎ
- Block Earner is a web3 fintech platform-web3, fintech, and a sprinkle of magic. ๐งโโ๏ธ
- Investors include Titan Fund and Haun Ventures-two entities that probably invest in everything except common sense. ๐คฏ
- The project has raised a total of $14.4 million-enough to fund a small countryโs lottery, if that country were a startup. ๐ฐ
A notable drop in VC funding this week, compared to last weekโs nearly $1.5 billion-proof that even in crypto, the rich get richer, and the rest of us get… confused. ๐ค
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