Crypto Chaos: Bitrue’s Hilarious SWIFT Blunder Leaves Everyone in Stitches!

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In a turn of events that could only be described as a delightful romp through the absurd, the official X account of the crypto trading platform Bitrue has taken it upon itself to share a rather tall tale about SWIFT, the venerable messaging network that financial institutions rely on like a cat relies on a sunny windowsill. According to their post, SWIFT was apparently adopting XRP for cross-border payments, which, if true, would have sent shockwaves through the financial world. Alas, it was as real as a three-headed chicken! 🐔🐔🐔

To add a sprinkle of drama, the post also boasted that Bitrue had secured billions of XRP tokens as “liquidity reserves.” One can only imagine the glee of the marketing team, who must have been dancing a jig at the thought of such riches. 💃🕺

However, in a plot twist worthy of a Shakespearean comedy, the XRP-friendly exchange has since deleted the post, leaving us all to ponder whether their account had been compromised by a rogue band of crypto pirates or if someone simply had a bit too much punch at the office party. 🍹

Earlier today, the X account Watcher.Guru, in a fit of enthusiasm, echoed the same message, causing a delightful stir within the cryptocurrency community. But, as fate would have it, it was later confirmed that their account had indeed been hacked. One can only hope the hackers were at least amusing company! 🤖

It seems quite possible that the good folks at Bitrue, in a moment of uncritical exuberance, reposted the fake news without a second thought. As of now, Bitrue has chosen to remain as silent as a well-trained butler on the matter. 🤐

Meanwhile, the price of the XRP token has taken a bit of a tumble, down nearly 2% over the past 24 hours. Perhaps it’s time for a good old-fashioned pep talk! 📉

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2025-03-21 08:16