Crypto Chaos: Fed Follies & Merger Madness Await! 🎢💸

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Ah, the markets-that grand circus of speculation and despair! Behold the crypto clowns, teetering on the edge of their unicycles, wondering if bitcoin and ether shall break free from their tedious rangebound prison or continue their dreary dance of indecision. 🪙🤡

What to know:

This week, the financial world holds its collective breath-or perhaps merely feigns interest-as the Federal Reserve, those high priests of monetary policy, prepare to utter their sacred incantations on October 29th. Will they raise rates, lower them, or simply shrug and order another round of canapés? The market, ever the drama queen, is convinced this will be the major mover. 🙄

Meanwhile, in a virtual chamber of echoes, Core Scientific (CORZ) convenes on October 30th to ponder a merger with CoreWeave (CRWV). A union of convenience, no doubt, as these corporate titans clutch at straws in the tempestuous sea of crypto. 🌪️💼

What to Watch

Token Events

Conferences

  • Oct. 26-29: Money20/20 USA (Las Vegas, Nevada) – Where dreams go to die, and credit cards weep. 🎰💳
  • Oct. 28-29: Blockchain Life 2025 (Dubai, UAE) – A desert mirage of innovation and hubris. 🏜️✨
  • Oct. 29-30: Future of Money, Governance, and the Law 2025 (Washington) – Bureaucrats and blockchain enthusiasts collide. 🏛️🔗
  • Oct. 30-Nov. 1: CosmosVerse Balkans 2025 (Split, Croatia) – Because why not host a crypto conference in a city named after division? 🌍⚔️
  • Oct. 31-Nov. 2: Ethereum Mexico (Monterrey, Mexico) – Where the only thing scarier than the code is the Halloween traffic. 🎃🚗

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2025-10-27 12:10