U.Today has gathered the three most shocking, amusing, and borderline bizarre news stories from the chaotic world of crypto—because who needs reality when you have memes and rockets? 🚀😅
Almost zero: 320 billion Shiba Inu (SHIB) in 24 hours
In a display of epic decline worthy of classical tragedy, Shiba Inu’s transaction volume plummeted to a mere 320.14 billion SHIB—yes, you read that correctly. Just a tiny fraction of its previous “trillion-dollar” dreams. Meanwhile, the meme coin’s price teeters on the edge of a multi-month low at $0.0001297 USDT, as bears seem to have taken up permanent residence. Heavy whale activity? Gone with the wind. The whales probably went on vacation, leaving the coin to drown in its own meme-laden sorrow. Without a miracle or a sudden burst of interest, SHIB looks destined to join the list of cryptocurrencies that make you question if they ever had a purpose outside of ironic TikTok videos.
Elon Musk brings up Bitcoin 1st time in 3 years — “Buckle up,” influencer says
In an astonishing turn of events that could only be described as a celestial prank, Elon Musk, the man whose tweets can make or break markets faster than you can say “Dogecoin to the moon,” mentioned Bitcoin for the first time in three years. On June 1, Musk introduced XChat, a messaging marvel built on “Rust” with “Bitcoin-style” encryption. Somehow, this news caused Bitcoin historians like Pete Rizzo to dust off their old magnifying glasses and warn followers to “buckle up,” as if the crypto universe hadn’t already been through enough rollercoasters. Remember, the last time Tesla dove into BTC with a $1.5 billion purchase, prices soared by 50%. Meanwhile, some skeptics suggest Musk’s silence was a strategic retreat—after all, talking about Bitcoin is the digital equivalent of whispering “Open Sesame” to a dragon. But don’t worry, Musk still believes in crypto… or at least he wants to see what happens next.
10,710,000,000 in Dogecoin as open interest returns to peak levels
Hold onto your memes, folks! Dogecoin’s open interest has skyrocketed back to a staggering 10.79 billion DOGE—worth a modest $2.11 billion—making traders feel like they’re in a casino run by cartoon characters. The price nudged up nearly 3% yesterday to $0.1955, and trading volume spiked over 11%, proving that perhaps, just perhaps, the dog is wagging its tail again. Major players on Gate.io and Binance are holding around a quarter of the interest, because nothing says “confidence” like having a billion dollars in a currency that started as a joke. But, as is tradition, today Doge is down 2.21%, with trading volume almost halving—a reminder that in crypto, the only constant is volatility and memes. 🐶💸
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2025-06-04 19:56