Crypto Czar David Sacks and Gemini Exchange Owners Join Donald Trump Jr.’s Exclusive $500K Private Club

Exclusive $500K Club: Where the Rich and Famous (and Crypto Czars) Gather!

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the newest, hottest, most outrageously expensive club in Washington, D.C. And guess who’s co-founding it? None other than the man himself, Donald Trump Jr.! Get your wallets ready, folks—this swanky little haven, Executive Branch, is charging a cool $500,000 to get in. And don’t worry if you think you’ll just walk in off the street like a regular person—there’s a waiting list! Yep, apparently it’s harder to get into this place than it is to get into the White House. 🏛️

The opening weekend party? A who’s-who of “important” people. Crypto czar David Sacks? Check. Gemini exchange’s twin-tastic founders Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss? Double check. Tech investor Chamath Palihapitiya? Oh, you betcha! If you’ve got a lot of zeros on your paycheck and even more zeros on your bank statement, this is your new playground. 🤑

Opening in Georgetown next month, this place promises to offer “exclusive” vibes for the elite, where you can swap crypto tips, policy ideas, and, no doubt, tales of how you made your first million. And the cherry on top? They’ve got a “thorough vetting process” to make sure you’re “the right kind of wealthy.” How lovely. 💸

Get ready, Washington! The social-political scene is about to get a whole lot more… exclusive, with an extra side of “who do you know?” 😏

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2025-04-29 10:58