Changpeng Zhao—oh, the poet of profits—better known by the skeptics as CZ, a darling cofounder of Binance and its inaugural CEO, has elected to grace his legion of followers with a sage announcement via the omniscient platform called X. Because what’s more motivational than a tweet from a man who’s probably counting his billions while sipping overpriced coffee? 🤔💸
The Oracle of Binance Preaches to the Cryptosphere
Our dear CZ, with all the patience of a monk and the wisdom of generations, urges the crypto congregation to embrace the relentless tide of change. Because, darling, resistance is futile—like refusing to admit that crypto is basically adult sandbox play—so he quotes some ancient Eastern philosophy about riding waves and not getting flattened by surfboards. “Embrace change. It will happen with or without you, but it’s a lot more fun if you try to surf it,” seems to be the unspoken lesson. 🌊
The genesis of Bitcoin, blockchain, and this chaotic crypto circus is apparently a testament to change itself—an ongoing dance blaring its tambourine in the background of CZ’s digital sermon.
Embrace change. It will happen with or without you, but better with.
— CZ 🔶 BNB (@cz_binance) July 31, 2025
The man who once sold his house in 2014 to buy Bitcoin—because who needs a roof when you’ve got a future—has lately become somewhat of a crypto oracle. This week, he dispensed words of wisdom to developers and entrepreneurs starry-eyed about feeding venture capital monsters:
“Focus on the product, not its dress,” CZ advises, presumably after watching too many TikTok ads. “A good product speaks louder than a thousand pretty pixels.” And if you must bore investors with data, use “ball points and bar charts,” because nothing screams innovation like clear, concise, PowerPoint-induced nausea. 📊
How Rich Is CZ Now—Money, Money Everywhere
On a recent chatty chat with Anthony Pompliano (“Pomp”), CZ dodged the question about his bank balance like a roach in a game of financial hide-and-seek. Instead, he reminisced about petty cash—his house being sold in 2014, and his Bitcoin dreams taking flight.
He splashed a little philosophical ink about wealth: it’s no longer a scarce resource but just like WiFi—everyone’s got enough to build another nonprofit platform. Enter Giggle Academy, a sanctuary of free English, math, and blockchain lessons for kids whose parents can’t even afford a decent stipend. Because CZ’s heart beats for the underdog—probably more than his BNB tokens, which recently hit a dizzying $859, boosting his net worth to approximately $119 billion, enough to buy the moon, if he wanted. 🌕
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2025-07-31 17:02