CRYPTO PRICE PLUMMETS BUT XRP STEALS THE SHOW

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Crypto Price Today: Because You Clearly Need Something to Worry About on a Sunday 🤯

I woke up this morning to the sound of my cryptocurrency portfolio screaming at me, “David, David, why have you abandoned me?!” And I’m like, “Uh, I’m on a Sunday, okay? I’m trying to enjoy my coffee and contemplate the meaning of life, not obsess over the price of Bitcoin.” But no, the crypto gods are not having it.

So, let’s get this over with. Bitcoin is trading at a whopping $83,008, which is just a stone’s throw away from the magical $85,000 mark. I mean, who needs a beach vacation when you can stare at a graph of Bitcoin’s price all day? 🏖️

But seriously, folks, Bitcoin has gained a whole 1.15% today. Wow, I’m on the edge of my seat. And don’t even get me started on the trading volume, which has dropped by a whopping 45%. I’m pretty sure that’s just code for “bulls are getting tired and need a nap.”

Ethereum, on the other hand, is testing its support level of $1,800. Because, you know, that’s not a recipe for disaster at all. And with a 25% drop in trading volume, I’m sure we’ll be fine. 😴

But wait, there’s more! XRP is up 4.67% today, which is just the best news ever. I mean, who needs a social life when you can watch XRP’s price tick up? 🤪

Other altcoins are just doing their thing, moving sideways like the boring, uninteresting coins they are. But hey, at least ADA is up 1.5%, so that’s something, right? 🤷‍♂️

And finally, the losers. Because what’s a crypto update without a few losers to kick around? Aave is down 5.07%, followed closely by Makers MKR and Pepe coin, because who doesn’t love a good Pepe coin joke? 🤣

So, there you have it. The crypto market in all its glory. May the odds be ever in your favor, or something. 🤞

Trending Crypto Today

  • CORE ( Core )
  • FUN ( FUNToken )
  • XCN ( Oxychain )
  • MLN ( Enzyme )
  • ALPACA ( Alpaca Finance )

Today’s Top Gainers

  • EOS ( EOS ) 6.49%
  • CRO ( Cronos ) 5.26%
  • NEAR ( Near Protocol ) 4.99%
  • TON ( Ton Chain ) 3.99%
  • JUP ( Jupiter ) 3.94%

Today’s TOP Losers

  • AAVE ( Aave ) 5.93%
  • MKR ( maker ) 4.86%
  • PEPE ( Pepe coin ) 4.30%
  • PI ( Pi ) 3.59%
  • OP ( Optimsim) 3.36%

As per Coinmarketcap data, the global crypto market cap today sits at $2.96 trillion with a 24 hour trading volume of $53.47 billion. Because who doesn’t love a good number to stare at? 🤓

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2025-03-30 15:52