Goodbye, Darling! Wyoming’s Crypto Crusader Says Ta-Ta to the Senate 🎩💼
Wyoming’s very own blockchain belle, Cynthia Lummis, the doyenne of digital assets and Bitcoin bromides, is sashay-ing out of the political fête in 2027. Cheers to her crypto crusade! 🥂💰
In a Friday X post-because what’s more fashionable than announcing your exit on a social media tantrum?-Lummis declared she’s calling it quits for the 2026 reelection. Elected for a six-year stint back in January 2021, she swiftly turned herself into the congresswoman of coins, aligning herself cheekily with Donald Trump’s crypto ambitions. Quite the remix, eh?
“Deciding not to run for reelection does represent a change of heart for me,” she sighed. “But in these taxing, marathon-like weeks of Congress, I’ve realized I’m more sprinter than marathon runner. The energy, darlings, just isn’t there.” 💨

Our dear Senator was a passionate advocate for the digital asset market structure bill-the pièce de résistance that sailed through the House in July. Now, she held a seat in the far-flung Senate Banking Committee and even the Agriculture squad. But alas, the much-anticipated floor vote? Cue the holiday break, naturellement.
CryptoMoon tried reaching her-perhaps to ask if she’ll miss her Bitcoin buddies-yet silence greeted our call. Such discretion! 🤐
2026: The Year of Crypto Coup? 🗳️💥
With Lummis packing up her senate seat, speculation runs wild-who will step into her digital shoes? Every single House and 33 Senate seats will be up for grabs. The political game plans could flip the chambers, sending confusion into the crypto-verse. Democrats eyeing control? It’s a cliffhanger, dear reader.
Meanwhile, North Carolina’s Thom Tillis worries that dragging the market structure bill into 2026 might turn into a political football-after all, elections are just around the corner, darling.
And, of course, Stand With Crypto is campaigning hard to werk the vote, hinting that next year’s choices could make or break the blockchain boom. Will your vote swing the cryptos? Stay tuned! 🔥
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2025-12-20 01:44