Crypto Twitter Hack: Did You Hear About That MEOW Coin? 😹

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So, apparently, there’s this crypto exchange called Jupiter. I know, right? Like, who comes up with these names? I’m just picturing some guy in a bathrobe, slurping down coffee and going, “Ooh, how about ‘Jupiter’?”

Anyway, Jupiter’s got this fancy X account, which is basically like Twitter, but for, like, serious people who wear ties in the metaverse. And for some reason, they decided to promote a meme coin called “MEOW.” And you know what? People ate it up. I mean, who doesn’t love a good cat meme? 🐈‍⬛

But then the cat got the cream, and Jupiter’s account got hacked. Apparently, some hacker dude was like, “Hold my crypto, I’m going in!” They started shilling this MEOW coin, which, let’s be honest, was probably just some shady rug pull. I mean, have you seen the price of a cat food these days? Inflation, man!

So, the whole thing went belly-up, the JUP token took a dive, and everyone was like, “Oh, no! My retirement fund! My fancy cat toys!” It was a whole drama. 😂

But wait! There’s a twist! Jupiter says they’re good, they’ve got their accounts back, and they’re like, “No worries, guys, it’s just a little Twitter hiccup!” Yeah, that’s what they say. You know what I say? I say, “Don’t trust anyone with an X account.” Just kidding, kinda. 🙃

Anyway, there’s this one guy, Gery Cat, who’s like a crypto wizard. He’s telling everyone to “buy the dip.” I’m not sure I trust him. I mean, if you can’t even keep your X account secure, what makes you think you can manage money? Just sayin’.

But hey, maybe I’m wrong. Maybe Jupiter will come back from this. Maybe that MEOW coin will turn out to be the next Bitcoin. Maybe cats really are the future. Or maybe it’s all just a bunch of hot air. Only time will tell. 🤷‍♀️

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2025-02-06 18:46