Crypto’s $28B Options Bombshell: Will Your Wallet Explode? 💣

Oh no, not again! 🚨 Today’s crypto market is basically a financial soap opera with a $28B plot twist. BTC and ETH options are settling like a bad breakup, and let me tell you, the drama is real. 🤯 267,000 Bitcoin options are expiring with a put/call ratio so low, it’s practically a yoga instructor. 🧘‍♀️ Meanwhile, Ethereum’s 1.28 million contracts are playing the “I’m fine, really” game. 💸 Traders are repositioning faster than a squirrel in a nut shortage, and quarterly contracts are now the main characters in this price-action thriller. 🎬 Will $95k be the villain? Or will $3,100 steal the show? 🤔 #CryptoDrama

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2025-12-26 14:14