“Did GameStop Just Wink at Bitcoin? Saylor & Cohen Set the Internet on Fire🔥”
Ah, GameStop—the great phoenix of meme stocks! This time, it’s not Redditors plotting chaos, but CEO Ryan Cohen engaging in a cryptic tête-à -tête with Bitcoin evangelist and self-appointed “HODLer-in-Chief,” Michael Saylor. And oh, Cohen’s casual photo post on X? It’s basically the “Hey 👀” meme in corporate form. Classic Cohen!
The Bitcoin rumor mill fired up faster than a GPU running on Ethereum. Could GameStop be joining the Bitcoin treasury fan club? Or is this another elaborate setup for Cohen to troll Wall Street? Either way, people are speculating harder than your grandma after a telenovela cliffhanger.
Is the BTC Hype Going to Be GameStop’s Next DLC?
Some say yes, others say, “Wait, what?” Bitcoin whisperer Heisenberg (@Mr_Derivatives) proclaimed Cohen’s cryptic photograph might herald the retailer’s transformation into a Bitcoin juggernaut à la MicroStrategy (or at least, a $GME stock pump). His math? A potential 5-10x stock price leap. Sounds ambitious—but hey, meme stocks love to defy gravity, right?
And all eyes are on GameStop’s $4.616 billion cash stockpile, also known as “Cohen’s piggy bank.” Thanks to a quiet tweak to its investment policy, Cohen now has the green light to splurge on cryptocurrencies, no shareholder tantrums required. But calm down Twitter warriors—so far, no epic live streams of Cohen yelling “BUY” with laser eyes mounted on his profile pic.
Bitcoin geek squad member Han Akamatsu laid down the numbers: if GameStop YOLO’d its $4.6 billion reserves into Bitcoin, it could grab about 48,000 shiny BTCs. That would instantly crown GameStop the second-largest corporate BTC holder—right behind MicroStrategy and way ahead of MARA Holdings. But let’s not get carried away; Cohen hasn’t exactly tweeted “Bitcoin is inevitable” in all caps…yet.
Twitter personalities have chimed in with their usual blend of optimism and doom-scrolling humor. Bitcoin enthusiast BritishHODL speculated that GameStop “could be the camel-breaking straw for Wall Street.” And @ProtestFiat envisioned a scenario where Bitcoin adoption sends $GME share prices popping champagne corks… again! Haven’t short sellers suffered enough since 2021?
But all of this, my dear readers, teeters on a tightrope between reality and Twitter fan fiction. Cohen hasn’t leaked a smidgeon of evidence. Sure, GameStop tried its hand at NFTs once upon a blockchain, but nothing screams “we’re buying Bitcoin, BRB.”
For now, Bitcoin stands at a handsome $97,083—a number that might as well be whispering, “Your move, Cohen.”
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2025-02-10 10:13