ETH Giant’s 4M Token Stash: A Supercycle or a Crash? 🚀💸

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Ah, BitMine, the Ethereum titan with a portfolio so large, it could buy a small country… or at least a few more ETH. 🏦💰 Because who doesn’t want to own 3.37% of the world’s most popular altcoin? Not us, but hey, we’re just here for the ride. 🤷‍♀️

And just like that, BitMine’s adding 500k ETH in a month. Because nothing says “I’m a serious player” like buying more crypto when the market’s on a rollercoaster. 🎢 Their goal? Control 5% of the supply. Because nothing says “I’m a genius” like playing with market dynamics. 🤯

Their pivot in July 2025? A brief moment of glory before the market said, “Not today, Satan.” 🕊️ Prior to that, they were known for Bitcoin mining and immersion tech. Because nothing says “innovation” like mining crypto and getting lost in virtual reality. 🧠🎮

Latest Tom Lee controversy 🤯

Enter Tom Lee, the permabull with a $15k target. But now, Fundstrat’s predicting a $1,800 crash. Because nothing says “I’m a prophet” like changing your mind when the market disagrees. 🤖

Fundstrat’s advice? “Raise cash and stablecoins” and wait for the crash. Because nothing says “I’m a financial guru” like telling people to panic. 😱 Four headwinds? More like four reasons to panic. But hey, at least they’re thorough. 🧠

Some say Lee’s creating “exit liquidity” for his clients. Because nothing says “I’m a VIP” like having a front-row seat to the crash. 🎟️ If ETH drops to $1,800, BitMine’s stash could lose 40%. That’s $4.8 billion in book value. Because nothing says “I’m a risk-taker” like holding 4 million ETH. 💸

And if ETH drops, BMNR stock crashes. Because nothing says “I’m a safe investment” like a stock tied to crypto. 📉

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2025-12-23 00:30