Ah, the fickle dance of fortune! Ethereum, that digital siren, hath plunged into the abyss, reaching a lowly $3,500, only to flirt briefly with $3,850. A comedy of errors, indeed! 🌪️💸
In this theater of the absurd, investors played their parts with zeal-some selling in panic, others buying with the confidence of a philosopher who knows the world is but a stage. 🎭
“The ETH flash crash of yesteryear doth pale in comparison to this farce!” quoth the sage K A L E O. “Even the plague of Covid brought not such swift ruin upon the altcoins!” 😱
Who Doth Sell and Who Doth Buy?
Behold, the scoundrels! Two wallets, tainted by the sins of hacking, dumped $20 million in ETH, only to suffer a loss of $3.7 million. A just punishment, perchance? ⚖️🤡
Yet, the whales and institutions, those stalwart giants, remained unmoved by the tempest. One wallet, linked to Bitmine, withdrew $126 million in ETH, while an ancient whale snapped up 14,165 ETH. Truly, the rich grow richer! 🦈💼
“The whales accumulate, unperturbed by the chaos!” proclaimed Lookonchain. “While the weak flee, the strong feast!” 🍽️💪
Alas, poor Tom Lee’s Bitmine Immersion suffered a paper loss of $2 billion. A tragicomic twist, is it not? 😢📉
ETH Withdrawn From Exchanges
The wise Ali Martinez, with his 160,000 followers, doth confirm the tale: 230,000 ETH hath been withdrawn from the exchanges. A bullish sign, say the soothsayers, for it easeth the selling pressure. 📈🔒
In coin of the realm, this hoard is worth near $900 million. A tidy sum, wouldst thou not agree? 💰✨
“230,000 ETH withdrawn in but 48 hours!” cried Ali. “The winds of change are upon us!” 🌬️🕰️
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2025-10-11 15:12