Ethereum ETF’s Golden Goose Now Just Lays a Modest Egg 🥚—What’s Going On?

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Gently, dear reader, the glorious torrent of capital that, for five tumultuous weeks, surged into ETH-centric coffers ($1.5 billion in ethereal greenbacks fluttering like moths to very expensive flame) has dimmed to an almost respectable trickle: a mere $19 million. What’s next—penny jars and piggy banks?

BlackRock’s ETHA – Monopoly Money, but Make It Chic

BlackRock’s Ethereum ETF (ETHA) remains the Gatsbyesque party host, seizing $15.1 million in inflows and yawning over its mountain of $5.3 billion poured in since inception. Net assets? A casual $4.19 billion. One wonders if they store these funds in some giant vault, à la cartoon billionaires, or if the numbers simply shimmer on the spreadsheet like mirages in the crypto desert.

Grayscale Ethereum Mini Trust – The Little Engine That Quietly Could

Meanwhile, the Grayscale Ethereum Mini Trust politely requests attention, pocketing a modest $4 million inflow—enough for a very comfortable dinner in Paris, or perhaps a used Lambo. That brings cumulative net inflows to a demure $738.6 million, with $1.32 billion in net assets, golden bronze on the ETF podium. The trust remains the reliable understudy, ever present, never the diva.

So here we stand, spectators at the crypto opera, watching the curtains fall not with a bang, but with the gentle patter of Ethereum inflows consolidating as traders clutch their programs and muse about what encore catalyst might stir the scene. Speculation, my friends, is evidently eternal—even when the confetti slows.

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2025-06-19 17:48