Ethereum to the Moon? Novogratz Laughs at Bears, Bets Big for 2025 (Bring Gin)

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Sharing his “deep market wisdom” (or at least strong hunches on Twitter, which basically amounts to the same thing, right?), Novogratz dramatically brushed off this so-called Ethereum quadruple top—which apparently is not, as everyone keeps muttering, a harbinger of doom. Instead, it’s just a little market wiggle, followed inevitably by dramatic fireworks and (fingers crossed) bags of cash. 🎆💸

“We’re somewhere in the $3,000–$4,000 ballpark,” he declared (one imagines this over a breakfast of protein shakes and existential optimism), “but my instinct”—love a good instinct—“says we’ll be above $4,000 by year-end, not below $3,000.” Apparently, those who actually have track records on CNBC are listening. And now he’s hinting at a big Ethereum rally that might even make Bitcoin look like its slightly less glamorous cousin for the next few months. Sorry, Bitcoin—don’t shoot the messenger! 😬

The plot thickens: Novogratz’s next Big Thing is corporate suits going wild and adding ETH to their beautifully manicured balance sheets. If Ethereum punches through $4,000, it hops, skips, and cartwheels into “price discovery” territory—where rules of gravity are for other people and historical highs are more like mere suggestions. 🛫

Apparently, the entire galaxy (well, at least Galaxy Digital) is bullish: Novogratz is out here prophesying a $150,000 Bitcoin, painting a picture where everything—gold, silver, cryptocurrencies, probably even Pokémon cards—gets a turn at being the cool kid, all thanks to inflation, rate-cutting intrigue, and global economic drama worthy of a Netflix mini-series. 💰🍿

Obligatory disclaimer: Please don’t take this as an invitation to dump your life savings into crypto. For entertainment only! Consult an actual human with a financial advisor badge rather than hitching your wagon to Twitter prophecies. Your dog has just as much business sense (and arguably, better instincts).

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2025-08-03 02:40