Darling, Ethereum‘s behaving rather badly, wouldn’t you say? It’s all rather *déclassé*, clinging precariously above that dreary $1,980 mark. One simply can’t rely on it for a decent return these days! The whole thing is terribly tiresome. 😩
- It tried, *oh so valiantly*, to breach that ghastly $2,050 resistance, but alas, to no avail! A bit like trying to get a decent martini at a provincial cocktail party. 🍸
- It’s currently languishing below $2,020 and that terribly bourgeois 100-hourly Simple Moving Average. Dreadful!
- There’s a rather depressing bearish trend line forming, like a bad stain on one’s reputation. It’s simply ghastly! 💔
- To escape this dreadful predicament, it needs to clear $2,040 and $2,100. One can only dream! ✨
It attempted a rather pathetic upward move, only to test the 50% Fib retracement level. A truly embarrassing display! Honestly, the sheer lack of elegance is appalling! 😒
Currently, it’s trading below $2,020 and that dreadful 100-hourly Simple Moving Average. There’s also a rather unseemly bearish trend line forming, with resistance at a paltry $2,040. Honestly, the whole thing is a bit of a disaster. 💥
On the upside – and there’s precious little of that, darling – it’s facing hurdles near $2,040. The next key resistance is near $2,050. One would need a stiff gin and tonic to cope with such a catastrophe. 🍹
A move above $2,095 might send it toward $2,150. But one shouldn’t hold one’s breath! It’s far more likely to plummet. One must always prepare for the worst, you see. It’s simply dreadful. 📉
Should it fail to clear $2,040, another decline is likely. The support is near $2,000. One can’t help but feel a little sorry for the poor thing. 🥺
A move below $1,980 might push it toward $1,880, and then who knows? Perhaps even $1,750. Honestly, the whole thing is simply ghastly! 😱
Technical Indicators (because one *must* have some semblance of intellectualism):
Hourly MACD – Losing momentum in the bearish zone (naturally).
Hourly RSI – Below the 50 zone. How utterly depressing! 😔
Major Support Level – $1,980 (one can hardly call it major!)
Major Resistance Level – $2,040 (and that’s being generous!).
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