Fancy this: Dutch crypto darling Amdax is throwing its hat into the ring, launching a Bitcoin treasury right on the bustling floors of Euronext Amsterdam. Because apparently, hiding reserves in Bitcoin is the new corporate must-have-forget the gold watch, just buy some BTC.
And yes, this isn’t just another blip; it’s a move following the US’s “we’re-done-with-cash” vibe.
Introducing AMBTS B.V.: a private little club with a tiny mission to hold 1% of all Bitcoin in existence. They’re raising funds in stages-think of it as the crypto version of a bake sale, only with a lot more digital dough. 🍪💸
This firm is basically the ‘hipster’ of crypto, operating solo, independent, and doing what most companies only dream of-holding a fistful of Bitcoin while pretending they don’t care.
Backstory for the crypto geeks: Amdax was the first to register with the Dutch Central Bank back in 2020-fancy that! And in June 2025, they got a shiny new MiCA license, basically a golden ticket to the EU crypto amusement park. 🎢
Europe’s Love Affair With Bitcoin – Hot or Just Lukewarm?
AMBTS will kick off its Bitcoin adventures with private investor cash – rich folks already smuggling crypto into their portfolios. Amdax’s got a menu of 33 cryptocurrencies-because who wants just Bitcoin? Or maybe it’s just the start of a “check all the boxes” strategy. 🎯
Lucas Wensing, their CEO (the guy with the vision and probably a good haircut), says adoption’s slow but steady. “Over 10% of Bitcoin’s in the hands of bigwigs-governments, corporations, and funding overlords,” he claims, probably while sipping from a very serious mug of crypto optimism. “Time to get in on the action and blast Euronext with our shiny new listing.”
Meanwhile, Europe’s playing catch-up – about 15 companies already have Bitcoin on their books. Germany’s Bitcoin Group is hoarding 3,605 BTC, the UK’s Smarter Web has 2,395 BTC, France’s Blockchain Group? 1,653 BTC. It’s like a game of corporate Bitcoin bingo! 🥳
Bitcoin’s Best Week Ever (And Then Some)
Market guru Bilello (sounds like a breakfast cereal, but don’t eat it) says Bitcoin’s been outperforming everything-by a mile. Over the past decade, it’s had an average annual gain of 141.7%. Yeah, you read that right, 141.7%. Gold? A humble 5.7%. Nasdaq 100? 18.6%. Basically, Bitcoin trashes the old finance class while sipping piña coladas.🍍🥥
What does all this mean? Well, Europe’s waking up to the crypto craze, and Amdax’s listing might just be the pebble that causes an avalanche of corporate Bitcoin adoption. Investors are watching, regulators are sweating, and the markets? Well, they’re probably just trying to figure out how to make sense of all this digital chaos.
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2025-08-18 16:38