FARTCOIN’s 8% Surge: The Crypto World’s Smelliest Miracle 🚀💨

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Bitcoin, that old stubborn mule, took a little stumble yesterday, but it’s still kicking, inching its way toward $86,000 like a cowboy chasing the horizon. The air smells of hope, or maybe that’s just FARTCOIN.

Most of the altcoins are sulking in the red today, like kids who lost their lunch money. TON, though, is strutting around with a 5% gain, while OM is still licking its wounds from yesterday’s crash. Tough break, kid.

Will BTC Hit $86K Again?

Last week was a wild ride for Bitcoin, like a bucking bronco in a rodeo. It dipped below $75,000 for the first time since November, thanks to Trump’s Trade War throwing another curveball. It bounced back briefly, only to tumble again on Wednesday. But then, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, it soared past $83,000 after some good news about tariffs and US CPI data. By Monday, it was flirting with $86,000, only to slip back to $83,000 yesterday. Now, it’s back, hovering close to $86,000 like a coyote eyeing a chicken coop.

Bitcoin’s market cap is just shy of $1.7 trillion, and it’s still the big dog, with 61% dominance over the alts. Some things never change.

FARTCOIN: The Smell of Success

Most of the big altcoins are having a rough day, with SUI and DOGE leading the pack of losers, down 3-4%. SOL, TRX, AVAX, and SHIB are also in the red, looking like they’ve been out in the sun too long. ETH, XRP, and ADA are barely holding on, while TON is up over 4%, sitting pretty at $3. OM is still in the dumps, and HYPE is, well, living up to its name with a 16% gain after a 3% daily increase.

But the real star of the show is FARTCOIN, the top gainer among the top 100 alts, up over 8% to $0.92. It’s the kind of rise that makes you wonder if someone left the window open.

The total crypto market cap has added $25 billion since yesterday, now sitting at $2.8 trillion. It’s a big, smelly, beautiful world out there.

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2025-04-15 12:25