In the harsh and swirling winds of political theater, Republican Senator Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming declared the Federal Reserve’s latest retreat from crypto guidance to be nothing more than perfunctory lip service—an echo of promises in an empty theater, applause without an audience.✨
Like a weary chorus repeating stale verses, Lummis took to the digital stage of X with a thread unraveling the illusion, painting the Fed’s ostensible “step back” as a pretense rather than transformation. The Fed, joined by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation and the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, formally retracted their earlier crypto doctrines, as if to say, “Look! We evolve!” Yet the truth, she murmurs, lies beneath this change of masks.
The Fed’s proclamation was a polished phrase:
“The Federal Reserve Board on Thursday announced the withdrawal of guidance for banks related to their crypto-asset and dollar token activities and related changes to its expectations for these activities.
These actions ensure the Board’s expectations remain aligned with evolving risks and further support innovation in the banking system.”
But, ah, beneath the pomp, still lurks the shadow of reputation risk—a ghost at the banquet—to haunt banks daring to dance with digital coins. Lummis exposes this spectral oversight, noting the Fed’s stubborn refusal to drop the narrative branding Bitcoin and its digital brethren as dangerous, unwholesome creatures of chaos.
Moreover, the Fed’s own ledger of hypocrisy glimmers: disregarding legal scripts when handling crypto banks that seek the master account—an arcane record of rights and obligations one would expect to be sacred in financial lore.
And as if the stage were set in a never-ending drama, the old ensemble of regulators—vested with memories of the Biden era’s chokehold on crypto innovation—still wears their roles without pause, ensuring the act continues in familiar ways.👏
Meanwhile, Senator Lummis, in spirited alliance with Representative Nick Begich, has penned legislation daring enough to crown Bitcoin—the king of cryptos by market cap—as a strategic reserve asset, a bold move following the ghost of executive orders past, signed by none other than President Trump himself.
Crypto watchers, it seems, must keep their eyes open: is this withdrawal a curtain call or just a scene change in a farcical play? 🎭💸
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2025-04-27 17:41