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Oh, wonderful. Bloomberg’s ETF guru Eric Balchunas is out here defending Tom Lee’s crypto calls 🎩🐍. Not because they’re accurate, mind you-no, no, no-but because if you ignored reality and held on for dear life, you might’ve made some monopoly money. 🎲

Expert Praises Tom Lee: The Human Version of a “Buy” Button

Tom Lee, the Energizer Bunny of crypto hype, has been bullish since the dawn of time (or at least 2017). His latest? Bitcoin will hit $3 million because “it’s not gold.” Groundbreaking. 🧠💡

Critics, however, point out Lee’s batting average would get you benched in Little League: 2/14 correct. In 2017, he called $6k for BTC-it hit $13k. In 2020, he said $25k, BTC hit $29k. Then came the crickets years. 🦗

“So you’re telling me if you bought in 2017 and ignored every single ‘I told you so’ from this man, you’re up 600%? Not bad!”

– Eric Balchunas, probably while rolling his eyes 🙃

Eric argues that following Lee is like betting on the Cowboys to win the Super Bowl by 20 points. They only won by 3, but hey-you still got free nachos! 🏈😏

As for Balchunas? He won’t make predictions himself. “No one knows the future!” he says, which is rich coming from a guy whose job is literally astrology with spreadsheets. 📊🔮

BitMine’s ETH Bet: Because Why Not?

Meanwhile, Lee’s now bullish on Ethereum hitting $15k by 2025. Even though ETH’s price chart looks like a sinking ship. 🚢🌊

His reasoning? AI agents and robotics will “tokenize” everything. Sure, Tom. Next you’ll tell me my Roomba will start mining crypto. 🤖⛏️

BitMine, ever the optimists, bought $250M of ETH. They’re now the #2 crypto treasury company (aka “We Tried Harder™”). With 3.3 million ETH, they’re basically the Walmart of Ethereum. 🛍️💸

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