In a twist that could only be described as Kafkaesque, the former FTX CEO, Sam “SBF” Bankman-Fried, has been shuffled off to a transit facility, as if the universe itself were playing a cruel game of musical chairs. This move comes hot on the heels of his tête-à-tête with Tucker Carlson, the right-wing commentator who seems to have a knack for stirring the pot. 🍲
As of March 27, the Federal Bureau of Prisons’ website revealed that SBF is now cooling his heels at the Federal Transfer Center in Oklahoma City. This suggests that the man who once juggled billions might be on the move again, perhaps to a new stage in his ongoing saga of legal woes and appeals. 🎭
Carlson’s interview with SBF, conducted remotely from the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn on March 5, was reportedly unsanctioned. The fallout? Solitary confinement for the former crypto mogul. Because nothing says “justice” like a little time in the hole, right? 🕳️
The reason for this latest move remains shrouded in mystery, much like the inner workings of SBF’s mind. After his 2023 conviction on seven felony charges and a 2024 sentencing to 25 years in the slammer, a federal judge had recommended that he stay in the New York area to assist with his appeals. But, as with all things SBF, the plot thickens. He was briefly transferred to FTC Oklahoma City in May 2024 before being whisked back to MDC Brooklyn. 🌀
Since a judge revoked his bail in August 2023—following allegations that he tried to intimidate witnesses—SBF has been bouncing between facilities like a pinball in a particularly unforgiving machine. According to the Federal Bureau of Prisons, he’s set to be released in November 2044, but who’s counting? Time, it seems, is a relative concept in the world of SBF. ⏳
This is a developing story, and further information will be added as it becomes available. Stay tuned, folks. The SBF saga is far from over. 🍿
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2025-03-27 18:29