Darling, brace yourself-FTSE Russell has finally decided to dip its impeccably manicured toes into the blockchain pool, hand-in-hand with Chainlink’s Datalink. Because nothing says “modern finance” like a splash of decentralization with your morning tea. ☕
FTSE Russell Takes the Blockchain Plunge-With Panache
Oh, the drama! The suspense! The sheer audacity of it all! Blockchain, that rebellious enfant terrible of finance, has finally seduced yet another pillar of the establishment. FTSE Russell, that venerable index provider (and darling of the London Stock Exchange Group), has announced-with all the fanfare of a West End premiere-that it will be publishing its benchmark indices onchain. And who’s playing the dashing leading man? Why, Chainlink’s Datalink, of course. 🎭
For the first time, FTSE Russell is publishing its index data onto blockchains.
“Because nothing builds trust like a blockchain,” the companies quipped (or at least, they should have). “Now institutions can build regulated financial products with all the excitement of a crypto rollercoaster-but with fewer lawsuits.”
Fiona Bassett, FTSE Russell’s CEO, gushed: “We’re simply thrilled to bring our indices onchain. It’s like giving a Stradivarius to a DJ-same notes, but oh, the possibilities! ETFs, tokenized assets, next-gen financial products… darling, the future is onchain.”
Sergey Nazarov, Chainlink’s co-founder, couldn’t resist a dramatic flourish:
FTSE Russell bringing its trusted benchmarks to blockchains via Chainlink is a landmark moment for the industry.
“Translation: we’re making finance fabulous,” he might as well have added. “Now institutions can enjoy blockchain’s transparency without sacrificing their bespoke suits.” Analysts, meanwhile, are calling it “a breakthrough”-because nothing says “progress” like a press release. 📰
FAQ (Because Even Geniuses Need CliffsNotes) 📚
- Why should investors care about FTSE Russell’s blockchain debut?
Because nothing says “serious money” like blockchain-powered transparency-with a side of institutional-grade panache. - What’s Chainlink’s Datalink doing in this glittering partnership?
Playing the reliable butler, delivering FTSE Russell’s data to blockchain markets without spilling a drop of champagne. - How does this help tokenized assets?
By giving institutions the confidence to tokenize everything-except, perhaps, their dignity. - What’s the verdict from analysts?
“A breakthrough!” (Translation: “We’re billing this as historic until the next big thing.”)
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2025-11-04 08:00