Hold onto your hats, folks! About 90 million TRUMP tokens are busting through the gates this week like they’re auditioning for a Broadway show! That’s a whopping 45% increase in circulating supply! 💃
Originally launched in January to ride Donald Trump’s coattails (or maybe those are tuxedo tails?), this token had a modest cap of 200 million. But wait! 🎉 According to the magic number crunchers, a jaw-dropping total of 1 billion tokens will be unleashed over three years—because why not go big or go home, right?
Now, let’s set the stage: House Republicans are scrambling like chickens in a henhouse, trying to resurrect three stalled crypto bills. They’re tackling the hot topics of stablecoin regulation, banning those annoying CBDCs, and defining the wild wild west known as crypto market structure. Yeehaw! 🤠
In the meantime, Trump, in a plot twist worthy of a bad action movie, claimed he was personally sweet-talking GOP holdouts. Can you imagine? “Come on guys, flip like a pancake!” he probably said. 🥞
And just when you thought market trends were boring, hold onto your wallets! Market data from Nansen.ai shows TRUMP briefly rocketed from $9.40 to $10.31 before leveling off just above $10. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Ups and Downs of Political Drama Land! 🎢📈
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2025-07-17 08:53