Ah, the marvels of artificial intelligence, hailed as the savior of analytics and art! Yet, when it comes to the volatile realm of cryptocurrency, even the most ardent “crypto degen” might outshine this mechanical marvel. 🤖💸
Not your market analyst
O wretched GPT-5, whose returns plummeted with the grace of a falling apple! A loss of 64.22%, a total of $6,367 lost, a tale of despair. 🚩📉 The leaderboard, a stage of chaos, reveals that even the most advanced models are but jesters in the court of finance. 🎭
While Grok and DeepSeek, with their modest gains, perhaps sipped from the cup of fortune, GPT-5’s downfall was a spectacle of epic proportions. A tragedy of hubris, where intelligence meets the abyss. 🤯
Crypto too complex for AI
Is the crypto market too complex for AI? Indeed, it is! For these models, trained on static data, cannot fathom the live, breathing chaos of the market. A hedge fund’s AI, ever learning, outshines the generalist. 📈🧠
The leaderboard, a mirror to folly, reflects that AI trading is but a gamble, a game of chance where monkeys might fare better. 🐒💼
Thus, trust not GPT-5 with your crypto. It is a gambler, not a strategist. A tragicomedy of errors. 🎭💸
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2025-10-22 15:36