Ah, the theater of the absurd! In the latest act of this crypto tragicomedy, the Shibarium Bridge hacker-a figure of such audacity and yet, such folly-has waved away the bounty offered by K9 Finance like a peasant refusing a crust of bread. 🍞✋ What grandeur! What stupidity! The masses now whisper: “What’s next?” as if the script were not already written in the stars.
K9 Finance, ever the diligent steward, has returned the unclaimed ETH to its rightful owners, closing the curtain on the bounty farce. Even the Shiba Inu team, those noble hounds, reclaimed their 20 ETH. 🐕💼 But the drama! The Shibarium Network, that official herald of the blockchain, has unveiled the latest twist in this saga of greed and blunder.
In September, a scoundrel pilfered $2.4 million from the Shibarium bridge-a heist so bold, yet so doomed. Enter Shima, a Sherlock of the Shiba realm, who spent months in the shadows, piecing together the hacker’s trail of tears and Tornado Cash. 🌪️💸
Thanks to @MRShimamoto for doing all the hard work here to compile this thread. We truly appreciate your diligence and methodical approach.
Hopefully this investigation can continue with the help of the proper authorities. The communities need answers.
– ShibNet X intern 😓🕵️♂️
– Shibarium Network (@ShibariumNet) December 2, 2025
Shima, with a flourish, revealed the hacker’s “stupid mistake”-a blunder so colossal, it would make even the most inept villain blush. 🦹♂️😂 A mere 0.0874 ETH, sent to a “secret” wallet, unraveled the entire scheme, exposing the laundered funds like a cheap rug pulled from under the feet of the guilty. 🧺💨
This single misstep allowed Shima to trace the flow of ill-gotten gains: from the original hack wallets, through Tornado Cash’s whirlpool, and into the waiting arms of KuCoin deposit accounts. 🌪️💸📥
According to Shima, the hacker’s “secret” wallet was anything but-a gaping hole in their armor, revealing identities once shrouded in mystery. 🕳️🤡
What’s next, you ask? 🧐
Shima, armed with MetaSleuth, mapped the money’s journey: from the hacker’s wallet to “dumping” wallets, then into the Tornado Cash abyss, and finally, into KuCoin’s embrace. 🗺️💰 This intelligence was shared quietly with the Shibarium team, lest the authorities be alerted too soon, and the funds slip through their fingers like sand. ⏳👮♂️
The Shibarium team, ever vigilant, continues its quest for justice, hand in hand with the law. For the Shiba Inu community, answers are not just desired-they are demanded. 🐕🗣️
Kaal Dhairya, the Shiba Inu developer, has praised this move, hinting at a grand plan to deliver the report to the FBI and KuCoin. 🕵️♂️📧 Will justice prevail? Will the hacker face the music? Only time will tell, dear reader, in this crypto circus of fools and fortunes. 🎪💸
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2025-12-02 21:19