Hawk Tuah Girl’s Hilarious Escape from Memecoin Mayhem! 😂💸

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What to know:

  • Haliey Welch, the illustrious “Hawk Tuah Girl,” now claims she was given a clean bill of health by the FBI and SEC regarding the HAWK memecoin fiasco. 🕵️‍♂️
  • In a stunning twist, Welch has decided to distance herself from the project, admitting she was as lost as a cat in a dog show when it came to cryptocurrency, despite her earlier exuberance. 🙈
  • The HAWK token’s market cap took a nosedive from a staggering $491 million to a mere shadow of its former self, under $100 million, with losses now estimated at a paltry $180K. 💔

Ah, Haliey Welch, the so-called “Hawk Tuah Girl,” is now performing an impressive pirouette away from the wreckage of last December’s HAWK memecoin — a project she once hailed as a beacon of compliance and fan devotion. How the mighty have fallen! 🎭

In a recent episode of her Talk Tuah podcast, Welch regaled her audience with tales of her interrogation by the FBI, during which she bravely surrendered her phone to the SEC, emerging victorious and “cleared” of any wrongdoing. “They went through my phone, so they cleared me. I was good to go,” she proclaimed, as if her phone was a magic wand. “I wish we knew then what we know now.” Oh, the irony! 😅

Yet, in a remarkable display of self-preservation, she has now donned the cloak of the unwitting pawn, claiming, “I don’t have anything to hide.” How convenient! 🕊️

But wait! Her latest revelations — that she didn’t grasp the complexities of crypto and felt “sick” that her fans placed their trust in her — starkly contrast her jubilant proclamations from November 2024. Back then, she was “excited to be part of meme culture” and had “learned so much” while collaborating with launch partners to breathe life into $HAWK. What a difference a few months make! 🤷‍♀️

The token, which made its grand debut on Solana, briefly soared to a market cap of $491 million before plummeting faster than a lead balloon. Welch’s team assured everyone that the project was legally compliant and backed by a Cayman foundation, with promises that her tokens would vest over three years. A fairy tale, indeed! 🏰

Welch claims user losses are far lower

In a twist of fate, she now asserts that while initial customer losses were estimated at a staggering $1.2 million, the actual loss figure is a mere $180,000. A bargain, right? 💰

However, according to Solscan, there are still 10,149 token holders, many of whom have clung to their tokens like a lifebuoy, thus their losses remain unrealized. The $180,000 figure conveniently excludes these brave souls. 🛟

Commentators on her podcast are not buying her tale of woe. “She admits that she didn’t know anything about it but decided to endorse it anyway and promote it?” one astute YouTube comment read. “You should have never attached yourself to something you didn’t understand,” another sage voice chimed in. Wise words indeed! 📜

As of Tuesday morning, HAWK prices have plummeted 99% since their December peak, languishing at a meager $104,000 market capitalization. What a spectacular fall from grace! 🎢

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2025-05-21 13:52