How Trump’s Tariffs Accidentally Saved UK-EU Relations (Yes, Really!)

In a twist no one saw coming, President Donald Trump’s tariffs—yes, those tariffs—have somehow become the unlikely matchmaker for a UK-EU reset. Who knew that slapping taxes on everything from steel to soybeans could be the diplomatic equivalent of couples therapy? 🤷‍♂️ According to the information (which, let’s be honest, is probably just someone’s educated guess), this progress comes despite Trump’s usual chaos, including his hot takes on the Russia-Ukraine war. Because nothing says “global stability” like a man who tweets more than he governs.

Defense and Security Pact: Because Brexit Wasn’t Complicated Enough

Insiders—who are probably just people with access to a fax machine—claim that a defense and security pact between the UK and the EU is almost ready. This groundbreaking deal is expected to be unveiled at the May summit in London, where leaders will gather to discuss the future of their relationship. Or, more likely, to argue over who gets the last scone at tea time. 🍰

Fishing Rights: The Drama That Just Won’t Die

Meanwhile, the never-ending saga of fishing rights continues. It’s like the “Real Housewives” of international negotiations, but with more cod and less Botox. While a final agreement might not be ready by the May 19 summit, officials are hopeful they’ll at least agree on a framework. Because nothing says “progress” like kicking the can down the road and calling it a win. 🐟

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2025-04-08 22:25