If You Haven’t Bought Bitcoin Yet, Are You Even Trying? Analyst Predicts Near-$400K!

Right, so apparently we’re hurtling towards the “biggest Bitcoin rally ever.” Of course. Because history “rhymes”—especially in crypto, where nothing bad ever happens and everyone’s definitely not panic-selling in their underwear at 2 a.m. 🥳 According to Danny Marques (professional crystal ball gazer), Bitcoin is about to enter its final, grand, glorious, raise-the-roof price run. Buckle up: he’s talking $197K, maybe even $370K, in the next 12–18 months. Try not to hyperventilate into your smartphone.

But why all this über-optimism, you ask? (Are you new here?)

7-Year Pattern: Because Drawing Lines Is Science

Marques has been tracking Bitcoin since 2017, which, in crypto years, is about the length of the Jurassic period. He claims Bitcoin has been snaking along inside a “perfect rising channel.” Like a train on rails. Or a drunken pigeon on a wire. 🚋

Highlights include:

  • 2018: Market crash. Bitcoin hits the channel low. Everyone’s sad.
  • COVID crash: Also channel low. Everyone’s buying toilet paper instead of BTC.
  • 2022 bear market: Yup, the channel again. Is this channel made of vibranium?

Bitcoin $BTC has been advancing through one large supercycle since 2017 and is now breaking into its final leg upward

Upside targets: $197K–$370K over next 12–18 months

Let me prove it to you

Since 2018, price forms a coherent and symmetric structure inside a long-term…

— Danny Marques | Investing Informant (@Invst_Informant) June 17, 2025

Each time Bitcoin stumbled to a new high, it wasn’t just someone getting lucky—oh no. It was destiny. In 2017, $20K hit; in 2021, $69K. Same channel. Bit of a cosmic joke, really.

This Is “The Final Leg!” (Again?)

Here’s how it allegedly works.

  • 2017: Smash through $1,200 = 🚀 $20K.
  • 2020: Break $20K = 🚀 $69K.
  • 2024: $69K and beyond. C’mon, moon! 🌝

If we repeat the drama of 2020 (a cheeky 418% rally—no big deal), we could end up near $288K. Easy, right?

Picture this: Marques posts a chart with a “cup” (2021–2022) and a “handle” (early 2024). Somewhere, a Starbucks barista is weeping at the analogy. The result? Possible target: $370K. Why not. Even the magic 8-ball agrees.

Indicators: Not Even Overbought Yet 😏

More evidence: monthly RSI isn’t even at nosebleed levels. In past Bitcoin spasms, RSI touched 90–98. Now? A chill 69. (Nice.) Apparently, you’re not too late for this party.

Some mystical entity called the TABI indicator also claims this is just the “expansion phase.” Whatever that means. Trust the vibes.

To wrap it up: Basically, all mystical signs, tea leaves, and elaborate graphs say Bitcoin is itching for its hot-girl-summer with price predictions somewhere between “almost $200K” and “you can buy a small island.” 🏝️ Place your bets, friends. Or just sit back and enjoy the chaos. 🍿

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2025-06-18 10:59