Is Kraken’s Ex-CEO Hiding Satoshi’s Identity? You Won’t Believe This Bitcoin Bombshell! 💥

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Ah, the enigma of Satoshi Nakamoto—he’s like a ghost in the digital world. And guess what? The mystery might just have a twist that could rival any spy thriller! 📜

According to the ever-candid Conor Grogan, Coinbase’s resident number cruncher, the legendary Satoshi might have accumulated enough Bitcoin to make Bill Gates look like he’s scratching pennies out of a jar! 💰

Satoshi Nakamoto’s Wallet: Bigger Than Bill Gates’s? 💸

Hold onto your hats, folks, because the numbers Grogan spilled are straight-up mind-boggling. After some good ol’ on-chain detective work, Grogan claims that Satoshi Nakamoto could own a staggering 1.096 million Bitcoins. That’s about $108 billion, if we do the math—leaving Bill Gates’s paper wealth of $106.4 billion in the dust. Talk about a power move! 🤑

Coinbase’s Conor Grogan: “Satoshi may have 1.096 million Bitcoins, worth $108 billion, which exceeds Bill Gates.” There’s been a lot of transfer activity from these wallets, and guess where most of them lead? 🕵️‍♂️

— Wu Blockchain (@WuBlockchain) February 6, 2025

Kraken CEO’s Secret Knowledge of Satoshi? 👀

Now, if you thought this story couldn’t get juicier, hold onto your coffee cup! ☕ Grogan casually mentions that the Kraken exchange—yes, the giant US crypto platform—might have a little secret up its sleeve. Apparently, some of Satoshi’s wallet activity in 2014 involved transactions with Canadian exchange CaVirtEx, which was later acquired by Kraken in 2016. So… does Kraken’s ex-CEO, Jesse Powell, know who the mysterious Satoshi really is? 😱

Grogan even tossed out a juicy tidbit: “If Kraken’s team kept KYC info from those wallet addresses, Jesse might have a clue. But, uh, my advice to him would be to delete that data ASAP!” Talk about a plot twist! 💼

Lens Sassaman: Satoshi? Nah, Not Anymore… 🤔

And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder, Grogan says this revelation has made him doubt one of the longest-standing theories: that Lens Sassaman might be the real Satoshi. “This is the first set of evidence that’s really shaken my belief,” Grogan admitted, like he just opened Pandora’s box and found it full of Bitcoin instead of chaos. 📦

Grogan: “This is the first evidence in years that makes me doubt Lens was Satoshi.” 💥

— Conor (@jconorgrogan) February 5, 2025

“We are all Satoshi.” Well, that clears it up, right? 🤷‍♂️

“It’s official then!” Like, are we sure we’re not in a comedy sketch? 🤡

— Conor (@jconorgrogan) February 5, 2025

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2025-02-06 13:48