In a world where corporate digital asset treasuries are beginning to bubble away like a fine champagne on an unremarkable Tuesday, fear not, dear reader! For the indefatigable Veronika Kapustina, CEO of TON Strategy, has donned her metaphorical cape to reassure us that everything is, in fact, tickety-boo in the long haul. 🦸♀️
“I mean, let’s face it,” she quipped whilst addressing the Cryptosphere at the Token2049 conference in Singapore, “all the indicators are positively bubbling. It’s like the stock market took a bath in hot water and forgot to bring a towel!” 🛁🧐
Kapustina, with all the poise of an experienced tea-drinker, compared the current frothiness of the market to previous bubbles, noting, “This time, it’s a new segment of finance, not merely a spot of bother.” She added with a wink that “Digital Asset Treasuries” (or DATs for those in the know) have become “the trade of the summer.” Alas, summer romances were never as fleeting! 😏
“At present, we have a cadre of smarter investors scrutinizing the murky waters and telling the wheat from the chaff-rather like separating a tasty scone from a stale biscuit!”
In her enthusiasm, she painted DATs as the charming bridge connecting the staid world of traditional finance to the wild, unkempt glory of crypto. “A crash? Oh, merely a consolidation, my dear! Think of it as a Victorian ball-everyone dances enthusiastically, then huddles in the hall for refreshment whilst the more daring performers take the spotlight.” 🕺💃
Meet Michael Saylor: The Treasury Pioneer Who, Like a Trailblazer, Paved the Way!
Kapustina grinned as she extolled the virtues of Michael Saylor’s Strategy, who has accomplished the Herculean feat of pioneering the DAT model with Bitcoin (BTC). “This year has clarified,” she chimed, “that the model isn’t just a one-trick pony; it has galloped into realms of Ether (ETH) and Solana (SOL), leaving quite the trail behind.” 🐴✨
As for the various paths awaiting DATs-oh, the possibilities! From infrastructure provisions to potential banking services (because why not leap into the banker’s den?), to mergers and technological bridges between chains, the future is shimmering with prospects. 🌉
In the grand tapestry of the market’s future, Kapustina suggested investors will soon appreciate DATs for their actual functionality and utility-like the thoughtful poetry behind a good limerick, if you will. “They’re not just a bridge; they’re also network soulmates securing the very fabric of finance!” 💼❤️
The Hoarding Habits of Corporate Crypto Treasuries!
Corporate crypto treasuries are, it seems, on a veritable binge of hoovering up digital assets, even while prices dangle tantalizingly near all-time highs-plucky little fiends! 🎈
An abundance of over 1.3 million BTC, valued nearly at a staggering $157.7 billion, now resides in corporate treasuries, representing 6.6% of the circulating supply, according to BitcoinTreasuries.NET. A veritable treasure trove, indeed!
Meanwhile, Ether DATs are not to be outdone-the spirited lot has managed to nab around 5.5 million ETH worth a cool $24 billion, comprising about 4.5% of the total supply, as per the wise folks at StrategicEthReserve.
With thanks to the astute reporting of Ciaran Lyons, who surely brewed a pot of tea after considering these figures!
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2025-10-02 09:20