Kiyosaki: Bitcoin Crash? I’ll Buy More, Thanks! 💸🚀

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Robert Kiyosaki is here to save us from the financial doomscrollers, y’all! 🦸♂️ While everyone’s panicking over their 401(k)s like it’s the end of the world, he’s doubling down on bitcoin, ethereum, gold, and silver. Because, let’s be real, fiat currency is basically Monopoly money at this point. 🎲💸

Kiyosaki to Fear-Mongers: “Sit Down, You’re Embarrassing Yourself” 😒

So, Robert Kiyosaki, the brain behind Rich Dad Poor Dad (you know, that book your uncle won’t stop talking about), is calling out the financial influencers who thrive on fear. “Fear clickbaiting”? More like “fear click-boring,” am I right? 🙄 He’s been on bestseller lists longer than most of us have had Netflix subscriptions, and he’s not here for the drama. Translated into 50+ languages? Yeah, he’s basically the Beyoncé of finance books. 💃

On October 26, Kiyosaki took to X (formerly Twitter, because why not add more confusion to our lives?) to spill the tea: “YouTube jockeys are the new disco DJs, but instead of playing ‘YMCA,’ they’re screaming ‘Bitcoin is crashing!’ Then they hit you with the ‘Subscribe for more doom!’ Like, bye. 👋” He’s not just throwing shade; he’s throwing a whole umbrella at these fear-peddlers. Instead of panicking, he’s all about those hard assets. Bitcoin? Gold? Silver? Yes, please. Especially when prices drop. Because, as he puts it, “Fake money and bad leaders are the real crash here.” 🤑💔

If bitcoin or ethereum crash… I’ll be like a kid in a candy store, buying more at bargain prices. 🍭🛒

“Why?” you ask. Well, according to Kiyosaki, it’s because the U.S. is basically the world’s biggest debtor, and fiat currency is as reliable as a fidget spinner in a board meeting. “Stick with real. ‘F’ fake,” he says. And honestly? We’re here for this energy. 🔥

This isn’t Kiyosaki’s first rodeo. He’s been warning about the dollar’s decline longer than we’ve been complaining about student loans. Reckless spending? Check. Bad leadership? Double check. His solution? Hard assets. Because apparently, “real money” is the new black. 🖤

Of course, not everyone’s buying what Kiyosaki’s selling. Critics say he’s basically the boy who cried wolf, predicting crashes and collapses like it’s his day job. But hey, at least he’s consistent? 🤷♀️ He claims he’s not spreading fear-just “financial reality.” And if that reality involves more bitcoin, we’re not mad about it. 😏

FAQ 🧭

  • Why is Kiyosaki dragging financial influencers?
    Because they’re serving fear instead of facts, and he’s not having it. 🍵
  • What’s Kiyosaki’s go-to during a market crash?
    Bitcoin, gold, and silver-basically, the financial equivalent of comfort food. 🍫💰
  • How does Kiyosaki feel about the U.S. economy?
    Like it’s a reality show with terrible writers and even worse plot twists. 📉🤦♂️
  • Fiat money, according to Kiyosaki?
    “Fake money.” He’d rather trust a squirrel with his acorns than the government with his dollars. 🐿️💸

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2025-10-28 05:03