Oh, *joy*! The Kraken and SEC had a cozy little chat about tokenized stocks. Because nothing says “let’s party” like a regulatory memo dropping like a surprise tax audit. 📄💀
Why the SEC Cares (And You Should Too, Maybe?)
Tokenized stocks let you trade 24/7, because apparently, the concept of “sleep” is overrated. Proponents claim it’s globalization, critics say it’s a “wild west” with better emojis. Spoiler: The SEC is side-eyeing this harder than my aunt at a crypto meetup. 👀
Kraken’s Bold Move: Tokenize First, Ask Questions Later
Kraken launched tokenized stocks for non-U.S. users, then hopped on the Tron blockchain this week. Robinhood’s like, “hold my beer,” and launched in Europe too. Congrats, fellas-it’s a $360M market in a $26.5B pie. Ambitious! 🎯 (Tron’s logo still looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knockoff, though.)
“Trillions” of Untapped Potential (Probably)
Binance says 1% of global equities onchain = $1.3T. Sure, and I’m Elon Musk’s favorite Twitter commenter. 🚀 Kraken’s survey claims 65% of investors think crypto will crush stocks. Cool story-tell it to the guy who lost his life savings to Dogecoin.
Not Just Wall Street With a Blockchain Sticker
Kraken execs swear tokenization isn’t “Wall Street 2.0.” Oh good, it’s *new* Wall Street! Now with 50% more hacks, 100% more volatility, and features like “programmability.” Translation: Your stock can now glitch into oblivion. 🎮💥
Disclaimer: This article is for info purposes only. Not financial advice. Don’t sue us if you go broke. Consult a pro before investing-or don’t! We’re not your mom. 🙃
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