In the grand tradition of high society’s latest tittle-tattle, it appears the vaunted memecoin Libra (LIBRA) is the talk of the town—or rather, the subject of a rather sordid whisper campaign.
Word on the street, or rather, in the glossy pages of The Big Whale, suggests that the Libra team was up to no good in Nigeria, playing footsie with the presidential team. A “project” so advanced it’s now positively medieval in its opacity.
Milei’s Argentine Antics Lead to Libra’s Downfall
Enter one Javier Milei, Argentina’s beleaguered president, who’s now more meme than man, having allegedly endorsed thisLibra lark. A project intended to sprinkle Argentina with fairy dust, or at least $4.5 billion worth of it, has now nose-dived faster than a soufflé at a dinner party.
But wait! It seems 95% of the coin’s supply was a secret handshake among the chosen few. The market, in its wisdom, has responded with a resounding “tsk tsk,” and Milei is now facing fraud charges. Quelle surprise!
In the grand tradition of American law, where there’s a mess, there’s a lawsuit. Enter Bruwick Law and friends, eager to sue the breeches off poor Milei.
And the plot thickens! Kelsier Ventures, that bastion of American ingenuity, is now center stage, with CEO Hayden Davis doing his best to keep the ship from sinking. Davis, it seems, is as well-connected as a socialite at a garden party, with ties to Melania Trump’s own memecoin, MELANIA.
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