LR Lady Regent: Monet’s Bank Joins Wild Crypto Dance 🤡

Monet Bank, a Texas establishment overseen by the esteemed Mr. Andy Beal-whom one might describe as an ardent admirer of a certain Mr. Trump-has resolved to introduce crypto lending, digital-asset banking, and a certain air of modernity that may or may not be followed by ruin or fortune. With assets butchering £6 billion and £1 billion in capital, this noble institution aspires to be the unmissable hostess at the ballroom of economic speculation. Such dauntless endeavors place it in esteemed company with Erebor Bank (bearer of a conditional charter, as one might wear a year’s worth of good behavior) and N3XT, a Wyoming-based entity founded by former Signature Bank dignitaries, who now dance to the tune of the digital realm. May their ledgers never tally more folly than fortune. 🤑🥰

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2025-12-06 12:06