Oh, what a splendid day at Metaplanet! 🎉 The squirrel-like executives have once again flung themselves into the great Bitcoin nut-stash, gobbling up 1,009 shiny BTC coins (worth a rather dashing $109 million). With this latest spree, their treasure trove now glitters at 20,000 BTC-enough to make a gold-loving dragon weep with envy. 🐉💎
One might think, “But why, oh why, would they do such a thing?” Well, my dear reader, it seems Metaplanet has declared Bitcoin their “long-term reserve asset,” a fancy way of saying, “We’re burying this in a vault and calling it ‘strategic.’” With institutions tiptoeing into the crypto jungle like nervous penguins and adoption rising faster than a chocolate-fueled hyperactive child, Metaplanet’s CEO is likely sipping coffee brewed from digital gold, cackling, “I told you so!” 😎☕
So, while the rest of us ponder whether to buy a loaf of bread or a NFT of a dancing cat, Metaplanet’s wallet grows fatter than a troll at a birthday party. 🍔🎈
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2025-09-01 08:39