So, Michael Saylor, the big cheese over at MicroStrategy—oh wait, sorry, I mean “Strategy” now—just dropped his quarterly financial results. Apparently, holding Bitcoin has been their golden goose for the last four years. Who knew? 🙄
And get this, he’s rebranded the whole company. No more “Micro,” just “Strategy” with a flashy Bitcoin logo. Because, you know, why not? It’s not like we have enough companies trying to cash in on crypto. 🤷♂️
Saylor’s New BTC-Focused Strategy: Because Why Not?
On February 5, Saylor sent out a cryptic tweet that had the Bitcoin community scratching their heads. “₿ig Strategy Day,” he said. What does that even mean? Is it a holiday? A new diet? Who knows! But then he followed up with a tweet that cleared things up—sort of.
New ₿rand, Same Strategy
— Michael Saylor⚡️ (@saylor) February 5, 2025
He declared that “Micro” was out, and “Strategy” was in. I mean, who needs a name that actually describes what you do? The new logo has a ₿ next to it, which is just perfect for all those people who were confused about what they were investing in. 🙃
Q3 2043: The Bitcoin Inflow That Made Waves
In the report, they proudly proclaimed themselves as “the world’s first and largest Bitcoin Treasury Company.” Wow, that’s a mouthful. They’ve officially adopted Bitcoin as their main squeeze. Talk about commitment! 💍
Strategy announces Q4 2024 financial results and launches new website. Join us for our Earnings Call today at 5PM EST to hear more about our new brand, financial results, and outlook for our Bitcoin Treasury Company. $MSTR
— Michael Saylor⚡️ (@saylor) February 5, 2025
So, in the last quarter of 2024, they saw the biggest Bitcoin inflows since they decided to go all-in on BTC back in August 2020. They even reminded everyone that they sold over 42 million shares of their class A common stock to fund their Bitcoin obsession. Because, you know, who needs a diversified portfolio? 🤔
They raked in a whopping $15.1 billion from October to December 2024. And just when you thought they were done, they sold another 6 million shares for an extra $2.4 billion. It’s like a never-ending money machine! 💸
Oh, and let’s not forget the $3 billion in Convertible Senior Notes they issued in November 2024. All to buy more Bitcoin, of course. By the end of 2024, they had hoarded 218,887 Bitcoins for a cool $20.5 billion. Talk about a Bitcoin binge! 🍕
In Q1 2025, they kept the party going, raising another $584 million with their shiny new STRK convertible preferred offering. And for the entire year of 2024, their Bitcoin yield was a staggering 74.3%. Last week was the only week they didn’t sell any class A common stock. I guess they needed a break from all that selling! 😅
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2025-02-06 11:15