Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin Prophecy: EUR’s Doom or Salvation? 😱

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Michael Saylor, the enigmatic founder and executive manager of Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy), a company so obsessed with Bitcoin it might as well be its religion, has once again graced the digital realm of X with his prophetic musings. This time, his gaze fell upon the European Union and its beleaguered fiat currency, the EUR. And, of course, Bitcoin was the star of the show. 🎭

Saylor’s BTC EUR Prediction: A Tweet for the Ages

In a tweet so concise it could fit on a fortune cookie, Saylor declared: “EUR gonna need BTC.” The simplicity of the statement was matched only by the chaos it unleashed in the crypto community. Some hailed it as divine wisdom, while others demanded explanations as if Saylor had just revealed the meaning of life. 🤔

EUR gonna need BTC

— Michael Saylor⚡️ (@saylor) March 20, 2025

What Saylor likely meant—though he left it to the masses to decipher—was that the EUR might soon face existential challenges, and Bitcoin could emerge as its savior. This aligns perfectly with his long-standing belief that Bitcoin is the ultimate hedge against the fiat currency apocalypse. 🌍💥

TRY BTC

— Michael Saylor⚡️ (@saylor) March 19, 2025

Just a day earlier, Saylor had tweeted “TRY BTC” alongside a chart of the US dollar surging against the Turkish lira. Was this a subtle nudge for Turkey to embrace Bitcoin? Or perhaps a cryptic message to the world at large? Only Saylor knows, and he’s not telling. 🤷‍♂️

US Strategic Bitcoin Reserve: A Dream Deferred

This tweet might have been a veiled suggestion to follow the US’s lead in building a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve (SBR). Recently, President Trump signed an executive order to form the SBR, though the government has no immediate plans to purchase Bitcoin. This lack of action has left the crypto community feeling as disappointed as a child who didn’t get the toy they wanted for Christmas. 🎁😢

However, the US already holds over 199,000 Bitcoins (worth nearly $17 billion), confiscated from various illicit activities, mostly from the infamous Silk Road. Meanwhile, Saylor’s company, Strategy, boasts almost half a million BTC on its balance sheet, a number that grew slightly after a recent purchase of 130 Bitcoins. 🤑

STRF: Saylor’s Latest Scheme to Hoard Bitcoin

Two days ago, Saylor announced the launch of Strife (STRF), a new offering aimed at both institutional and select non-institutional investors. The proceeds? To buy more Bitcoin, of course. Strategy plans to accumulate $21 billion worth of BTC over the next few years, because apparently, half a million Bitcoins just isn’t enough. 🚀

This offering involves issuing 5 million Series A Perpetual Strife Preferred Stock, with investors receiving a 10% annual dividend paid quarterly. It’s a bold move, but when has Saylor ever been anything but bold? 💪

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2025-03-20 16:42