Michael Saylor’s Hilarious Take on Bitcoin’s $100K Milestone: You Won’t Believe It!

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So there’s Michael Saylor, co-founder of *Strategy* (yes, that’s what he’s calling it now—you know how these tech tycoons love to rebrand, right?) and executive chairman extraordinaire, shouting into the social media void with a message more uplifting than a double shot of espresso on a Monday morning. 🚀

And just as luck would have it, Bitcoin decides to play nice and struts its way above $100,000 for a hot minute—making everyone feel just a tad richer (until it doesn’t anymore). Talk about a dramatic entrance!

Michael’s ‘Refreshing’ Crypto Wisdom

In his latest tweet, Saylor graced us with the profound insight: “We all need a Strategy for Success.” A genius thought, really. 🤔 He didn’t even forget to tag his rebranded company (@Strategy), because who wouldn’t want their social media post to ooze professionalism while holding a virtual confetti cannon? 🎉

Just the other day, our dear Michael decided it was high time to refocus MicroStrategy (now *Strategy*, of course) squarely on Bitcoin. So what if they already bought loads of the stuff since August 2020? Details, details! In a surprise twist, he even got a shiny new X account and a dazzling website. I mean, why not go all out? 💁‍♀️

And speaking of Bitcoin, can we just take a moment to applaud the fact that this week, Strategy boldly declared it had its biggest Bitcoin inflows *ever* (cue gasps) during the fourth quarter of 2024. It’s almost like they know what they’re doing—or maybe it’s just sheer luck. 🤷‍♀️

We all need a @Strategy for Success.

— Michael Saylor⚡️ (@saylor) February 7, 2025

Now, hold onto your wallets, because this report also tells us that in Q4 last year, Strategy sold a whopping 42,308,443 shares of its class A common stock to fund more Bitcoin buying. The tally? Over $15 billion raised from investors like it’s Monopoly money. And just when you thought they were done, they go and sell another 6,487,654 shares this year—because, you know, Bitcoin isn’t going to buy itself. 💸

In total, this investing escapade has seen them snag a jaw-dropping 218,887 Bitcoins, for a measly $20.5 billion. Pfft, pocket change, right? 🎈

Bitcoin’s Back on the Rollercoaster

Earlier today, Bitcoin gave us a fabulous 2.2% joyride following the January non-farm payrolls report, which revealed a total of only 143,000 jobs when the experts were expecting a wild 169,000. Who knew job numbers could have such a dramatic impact? Well, apparently lower non-farm payrolls help Bitcoin reach new heights—temporarily, anyway. 🤑

But just as quickly as it soared, BTC has decided to take a little breather and is now gently landing back at $98,152. Ah, the sweet taste of cryptocurrency realism! 🍭

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2025-02-07 19:48