Michael Saylor’s Shocking Prediction About Onchain Reserves! 🚨

Picture this: it’s the year 2025, and Bitcoin‘s grand stage is buzzing with excitement. Enter Michael Saylor, the man who probably has more Bitcoin than most of us have sock drawers. He stands up at Bitcoin 2025—probably in a suit that costs more than my car—and drops a bombshell: on-chain proof-of-reserves? A.bad idea. 🎤

He claims that sharing wallet addresses is like handing out the keys to your fortress to anyone with a laptop and a bad attitude. Apparently, this makes companies sitting ducks—kind of like putting a giant neon sign saying “Hack Me” in the middle of Times Square. His words, not mine, but I assume he wasn’t joking. 🦹‍♂️

Saylor didn’t stop there. No, he went on to explain that AI—yes, the same thing that’s probably plotting to take over the world—can spot these security holes faster than you can say “cybersecurity breach.” So, long story short: on-chain proof-of-reserves could turn into a big, digital game of “Guess Who’s Secure?” and none of us want to play that. 🤖

What did he really mean? Well, probably that putting all your eggs in the blockchain basket might not be the smartest move—unless you’re into risky financial acrobatics or enjoy living on the edge. Or maybe he’s just worried about the future of cybersecurity and thinks on-chain transparency is about as safe as leaving your front door open. Anyway, I’d listen to Saylor; after all, the guy’s got a crystal ball (or at least a very expensive crystal ball-shaped Bitcoin). 💰

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2025-05-27 09:09

Michael Saylor’s Shocking Prediction About Onchain Reserves! 🚨

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