Michael Saylor’s Strategy: An Absurdly Modest Crypto Buy for $18 Million!

Ah! Strategy, that ever-busy company founded by none other than Michael Saylor, seems to have a peculiar habit. Every Monday, without fail, they bless the crypto world with news of another purchase. One might think they’re hoarding digital coins like a squirrel with acorns for the winter! 🐿️

And today, oh joy, was no different. They’ve gone and bought a *modest* 155 BTC (who are they kidding?) for a mere $18 million! Yes, only $18 million for a trifle of coins, each one costing around $116,401. Such a quaint sum, don’t you think? 💸

Strategy has acquired 155 BTC for ~$18.0 million at ~$116,401 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 25.0% YTD 2025. As of 8/10/2025, we hodl 628,946 $BTC acquired for ~$46.09 billion at ~$73,288 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRK $STRF $STRD

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) August 11, 2025

Just in case you weren’t keeping track, this company has been flexing its crypto muscles for months. Not long ago, they shocked us all by buying 4,980 BTC for over $530 million. And, naturally, a few weeks earlier, they pulled off some jaw-dropping multi-billion-dollar purchase! Where do they even get such riches? A money tree? 🌳💰

Strategy is now *officially* the world’s largest corporate holder of Bitcoin. They’ve managed to accumulate a staggering 628,946 BTC at a modest price of around $46.09 billion. Why stop there? With a BTC yield of 25% in 2025, they must be sipping champagne in celebration! 🥂🍾

At this point, thanks to the asset’s price increase, their holdings are now worth over $75 billion. That’s right, a paper profit of almost $30 billion. Who wouldn’t love that kind of financial magic? 🪄✨

Let’s not forget, Strategy’s crypto adventure started five years ago. Back then, their very first purchase was a mere 21,000 coins, valued at just around $250 million. Small beginnings, big dreams, right? 🍀

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2025-08-11 17:00