Ah, Strategy Inc, once known as MicroStrategy, embarks on yet another grandiose venture to inflate its coffers through the utterly riveting spectacle of at-the-market offerings! Truly, one can hardly contain their excitement.
In a recent revelation penned in the illustrious Form 8-K, our dear firm has resolved to amass a staggering $42 billion by peddling its shares of Class A common stock (MSTR) and the ever-so-sophisticated Variable Rate Stretch Preferred Stock (STRC)-daringly designating $21 billion to each, as if it were some sort of fiscal buffet.
But wait, there’s more! A third delightful program allows the intrepid MicroStrategy to rake in an additional $2.1 billion by selling shares of its charmingly named 8.00% Strike Preferred Stock (STRK). When combined, these three splendid ATM initiatives offer a whopping $44.1 billion in newfound capital-raising capacity-a veritable cornucopia of potential!
This grand announcement wafts through the air as Strategy fervently continues its Bitcoin acquisition escapade. Just yesterday, in a move that could only be described as audacious, the firm acquired 1,031 shiny BTC for approximately $76.6 million, raising its haul to a staggering 762,099 BTC, despite unrealized losses that are more than a trifling $3.9 billion. Who needs reality when you have dreams of digital gold?
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“Strategy has acquired 1,031 BTC for ~$76.6 million at ~$74,326 per bitcoin. As of 3/22/2026, we hodl 762,099 $BTC acquired for ~$57.69 billion at ~$75,694 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC”
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) March 23, 2026
Enter Peter Schiff, the economist with a flair for the dramatic, who promptly responded to this latest buying spree. He lamented, with the air of a tragic poet, that Strategy remains 4.5% underwater from last week’s acquisition, despite the rampant price surge of Bitcoin.
“Further shareholder dilution to throw more good money after bad will only compound losses for shareholders and creditors,” he quipped, likely while adjusting his spectacles.
As we ponder whether Strategy’s capital expansion will propel it toward the coveted goal of 1 million BTC or merely exacerbate its already strained balance sheet, we can only speculate on Bitcoin’s performance over the next three quarters. Will it rise like a phoenix or plunge like a lead balloon? Only time will tell!
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2026-03-24 07:44